Fullerene Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Me. I've done everything! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Fried Bacon in Maple syrup. I'm away to though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Never been to an international football or rugby game (though I have been to the rugby international 7s).Never seen Game of Thrones.Never sat through a Lord of the Rings film beginning to end without falling asleep.Never bought either tea or coffee for myself. Only drank tea once when about 12 and didn't like it. Never touched either since.Never been arrested, but I have been pulled-over by the police a couple of times.Never been punished for speeding.Never illegally possessed controlled substances.Never crossed the equator. Closest I've been would be Tripoli in Libya, followed by Tunis then maybe the Virginia suburbs of Washington DC? So basically you're saying you haven't lived. Yet you ran for Public Office to try and legislate to other people? Ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hurricane Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 (edited) Never been to Nandos Never been off sick once from work in my puff other than for hangover/comedown related reasons Never seen Game of Thrones either (thank f**k its no only me) Never been to Wales (dunno why but I want to go now) Never set foot in a college Never made a PnB alias (which would be pointless as I am one) Edited June 12, 2016 by The Hurricane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Never ever ever ever felt so low. What's up hunni? Pm me x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Never been to NandosNever been off sick once from work in my puff other than for hangover/comedown related reasonsNever seen Game of Thrones either (thank f**k its no only me)Never been to Wales (dunno why but I want to go now)Never set foot in a collegeNever made a PnB alias (which would be pointless as I am one) Never punctuated either, m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hurricane Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 I honestly thought I'd left spaces when I did that. Shitey tablet...that or I should go to college. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 (edited) Had sex with a woman. There there. It all makes sense now. Edited June 12, 2016 by gannonball 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiesquirrel Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Winched a girl. ^^VL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owsley Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Never watched Top Gear from start to finish. Never seen any Rocky, Rambo, Indiana Jones films or Sound of Music. Never seen Game of Thrones. Never played a computer game. Never been to the horse racing, despite living in Hamilton all my life. Never vomited as an adult, despite seeing some horrendous sights in changing rooms. Never been convicted of molesting a donkey (was not proven). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Never been convicted of molesting a donkey (was not proven). ^^^ heeaww heeaww heeawways says that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 I have never been on a camping trip with a group of lads. Don't even think about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Don't even think about it. He'd be the Ned Beatty character. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 He'd be the Ned Beatty character. That's a given. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 I've never Watched Strictly Come Dancing, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent, The Voice, or any Big Brother show. Been to Portugal, Greece or Cyprus on holiday. Bought anything from Primark or Sports Direct. Worn anything with a Nike, Adidas or Under Armour logo. Had a hole-in-one on the golf course. Ridden a motorbike. Played squash. Voted in a referendum. Been arrested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Oh come on, we could play scattegories. You'd do something to annoy me like make a mixed tape for the journey there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Never been on a lads holiday (although I did go to Malia for a huge piss up with 3 other guys and 5 girls) Never seen titanic in its entirety Never been to Ibrox Never had a relationship longer than three months Never been on a night out in Glasgow Never eaten lamb Never had surgery Never been to Aberdeen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Never punned since the Wasteland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 I've never went online and shared the fact I just had a jobbie five minutes ago twas braw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 I never have and never will do any of the following; Give you up. Let you down. Run around and desert you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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