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9 hours ago, RiG said:

Bolton: "We're looking at the Lybia model of denuclearisation for North Korea. Get rid of your nukes and you'll get stabbed up the bum and shot in the head."
North Korea: "What?!"
Trump: "That's not the model we're looking at."

Pence: "We're looking at the Lybia model of denuclearisation for North Korea. Don't get rid of your nukes and you'll get stabbed up the bum and shot in the head."
North Korea: "Are you fucking kidding me?"
Trump: "Crooked Hillary!" "You were rude to bible boy so we'll have to postpone the meet. Soz, see you soon. Love you!

FTFY

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That letter. The guy has the verbosity of a high school kid. Anyway, Kim now has free range to act, and Trump has lost all American influence on the Korean Peninsula. If only the experts had warned that this would happen.

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10 minutes ago, Savage Henry said:

That letter. The guy has the verbosity of a high school kid. Anyway, Kim now has free range to act, and Trump has lost all American influence on the Korean Peninsula. If only the experts had warned that this would happen.

Xi, Kim and Moon have played a blinder here. Trump is slavering for his Nobel gong and it will be a piece of piss to stall him from escalating things until he's replaced with a grown up. China and perhaps South Korea will ignore the sanctions and North Korea will make a cosmetic show of taking their nukes off immediate use (if they even have any viable ones to stick on the end of a missile, which I doubt.)

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Iran's Ayatollah compares US behaviour to a Tom & Jerry cartoon.

http://www.irna.ir/en/News/82924437

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All their plots have failed. You can compare the Islamic Republic now to forty years ago, and see that it is moving forward with various capabilities. So, all their plots have failed... just like Tom from the well-known Tom and Jerry cartoon; and they will fail again in the future.

 

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The people of Korea have been the victims of the power politics of bigger countries.

They talk about forums such as 4+2 meaning North Korea and South Korea, as well as Japan, Russia, America and China.
I can easily imagine Koreans describing that as Korea and the four b*****ds for the simple reason that these are four countries responsible for where Korea is now.

If it was not for these four countries - Korea - North or South - would probably be a place you would see mentioned in the Travel section of the newspapers and seldom anywhere else.
(Such as other places like Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia where the situation was worse than it is now.)

There is no doubt in my mind that North Korea is a pretty horrible place and I have read plenty of books of people who have escaped, as well as disillusioned foregigners who were curious to see what it was like but quickly discovered it was not that great.

I can't see an instant solution because those in charge don't want to give a comfortable for a prison cell in The Hague.

Obviously, the real solution will require somebody of vision who really wants to make life better for all the Korean people.
That certainly isn't true of anyone in the North Korean leadership or China or Russia and you would simply have to be out of your mind to think it might be Donald Trump - who is just playing to his own support.
 

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5 hours ago, JamieThomas said:

Credit where it's due, President Dipshit has pardoned Jack Johnson.

I can only assume the dribbling goon wasn't told that Mr Johnson was black.

I won’t give the c**t credit for meaningless tokenism.

 

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Josh Holt, an American who had been held as a prisoner in Venezuela since the summer of 2016, is back on US soil. President Donald Trump announced on Saturday morning that Holt had been released from prison in Venezuela and was expected to land in D.C. in the evening.

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Venezuelan prisons must serve decent food.

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