RossDee01 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Stuff the footie in Sneck. I am going tother way. They asked me to go to the premiere. Does it take you 2 weeks on your horse to get to Dundee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foransbeard Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Friday afternoon has arrived. Well done K.T - with the breeze of the weekend flowing on the napper it signals the arrival of the non-deluded-one. The inner anger that comes with playing these hairy, Highland b*****ds has arose and it pains me to see my much loved team have to travel to such pub team destinations. I fucking detest the Inverness, along with them County cunts. Total wine stains to white carpet on the top league - but i'm hoping this year the detergent to their unwelcome sight is found. As i've mentioned before i once sat in a bar up in the Highlands only to be met with five screaming Highlanders, who had the Braveheart speech on their phone. Whether the Ba-Sack-Jack lookalikes were screaming because they didn't know such technology existed or because their meat wasn't raw and unskinned i don't know. Honestly though, i actually witnessed this, and it was proof these cunts belong on the battlefields of Culloden in a different century. Therefore, it's not really a surprise that their current manager speaks and manages like he's fallen from horseback and landed straight on the skull. He's basically a walking vegetable - and this is why they will go down. I predicted a Highland clearence from the league back in July and was met by freshly sharpened pitch forks. Now most of them have fucked off back to high ground - CountryDave, StonedSailor etc. A few cunts like Scarf remain unfortunately, and its upto us tomorrow to change this. We'll out number these cunts on their own patch as always. Get kicked off the park as always. But whether we get beat or not , the Inverness are going down and everyone of you Highland b*****ds can get it right round you. I'll be in here tomorrow at around 5.30 to raise a glass of celebratory beer, and will have my dancing shoes on as TheScarf steps into the relegation grave, where the likes of Fat Granny Danger and VirginTon are encased. Teckle. Thank you. And this shit is the reason people should definitely not do drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I love the optimism on the part of the person who created that poster in thinking that a Dundonian farmer would have a fucking clue what a QR code was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I love the optimism on the part of the person who created that poster in thinking that a Dundonian farmer would have a fucking clue what a QR code was. I'd better explain. In the civilised part of the country it's not actual farmers who go to 'farmers markets'. It's champagne guzzling upper middle class types who are looking for some sort of gastronomic novelty which will reduce their feeling of inferiority when the neighbours are round for a dinner party. Those types love the QR code - their ability to flash their smartphone over them is another small dent in their feelings of worthlessness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Fair point. Was getting confused with the Dingwall #Mart. I am feeling positive about today. Hope Richie goes baws oot and drops the shitebags, and also plays four strikers (including himself). 3-0 to The Inverness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeFeckinLicious Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 God am I dreading this afternoon. Ok I'm a pessimist. Any optimism that was generated from the St Johnstone game has vanished following the last two matches: Reasons I am right to be pessimistic: Dundee are playing crap in most games We don't do well anywhere north of Perth We don't seem to be able to dig out results / be hard to beat We don't have one player who we can look to make the difference ICT are not as bad as their results. If they go in front we are beat for sure Billy McKay is back Reasons we might get a result: O'Dea is back Ojamaa might make a difference We might slog it out There are times when Dundee surprise you just when you don't think they can anymore. I'd bite your hand off for a draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 IMMORTAL HOWDEN BELLENDER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alsy Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 20 minutes ago, DeeFeckinLicious said: ICT are not as bad as their results. Yes we fucking are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossDee01 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Dee Woman Tarmo Tink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Tarmo Tink GrossPee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossDee01 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 GrossPee Stephanie Milkpuss.This patter is almost as bad as our teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector Brocklebank Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Fair point. Was getting confused with the Dingwall #Mart. I am feeling positive about today. Hope Richie goes baws oot and drops the shitebags, and also plays four strikers (including himself). 3-0 to The Inverness. Maybe Richie will have to play himself to make any difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 And this shit is the reason people should definitely not do drugs. Not all drugs are good. Some of them are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foransbeard Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Fukkin awful weather up here.Shite conditions for watchin a shite game of football between 2 shite football teams. Admittedly Dundee are slightly less shite than us [emoji90][emoji90] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 hour ago, RossDee01 said: Stephanie Milkpuss. This patter is almost as bad as our teams. jagcocks I've put ICT on my coupon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossDee01 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 jagcocks I've put ICT on my coupon... Good man. I've got Aberdeen on mine so congrats on the 3 points. Or at worst 1 point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Tarmo Kink said: Dee Woman Barra Slag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Dees nutz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossDee01 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 This threads getting off topic.Get right in about these kilt wearing whiskey drinking tatty howking teuchtar cunts Dundee.Thank You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Ooft Richie has definitely selected that team via the tombola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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