philpy Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 It's the cover of some daft duvet set with monkeys on it that the wife bought. I might spill something on it tonight that completely ruins it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 It's the cover of some daft duvet set with monkeys on it that the wife bought. I might spill something on it tonight that completely ruins it. Am I reading this right? Your bed covers have monkeys on them? Aren't you an adult? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 This is what it's like. Fucking brutal. A bed is for sleeping in, no for putting pish duvets on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 That's not our room btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Yep. I despise the fucking thing. I hope she gets a hold of my phone and sees this so I can shame her severely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 Oh, philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 This is what it's like. Fucking brutal. A bed is for sleeping in, no for putting pish duvets on. The folk from the Grenfell Tower wouldn't take that from charities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Oh Philpy squared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 That's one of the most disturbing things I've seen on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 I cannae actually believe this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 philpy, i've been having a perfectly pleasant day working at home on my tod and that's just ruined it. Ruined it. c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 "Darling, you are looking absolutely beautiful tonight. When we get home I'm going to carry you upstairs, rip your clothes off and make mad passionate love to you under the chimpanzees." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I don't know if I'll ever get an erection in the bedroom again. Mentally scarred. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 This is what it's like. Fucking brutal. A bed is for sleeping in, no for putting pish duvets on. Jesus fucking Christ, Philpy. This belongs on the "infuriating things your partner does" thread. How the f**k can you, a grown adult, go to a bed with those covers? I mean, it's only a duvet cover but f**k sake man, look at it! Is she a worthless tofsy or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 WTF man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Right, that's my ban expired so here goes: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Right, that's my ban expired so here goes: Too wee. Is it bed covers, a bee hive or a toast rack? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Right, that's my ban expired so here goes: Is it the insignia on one of the airfix models that hang from your bedroom ceiling? Edited June 15, 2017 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 The Luftwaffe seem a loveable bunch in comparison to those bed covers. Think brands/logos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Right, that's my ban expired so here goes: It looks like a lollipop stick for a lollipop man, but that's besides the point. I'll fucking decide when your ban is expired, right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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