Shandon Par Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Paper towel dispenser 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dee Man Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Extractor fan I occasionally like to tell the joke, "What do you call a guy that used to like tractors". I am a riot at parties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 On 22/03/2017 at 12:46, Shandon Par said: This boy I knew was mad into tractors. Had model tractors, pics of them on his walls, would draw pictures of them. One day his dad said to him he was getting a bit old for all that pish so the lad took down all the tractor stuff and developed a taste for posters of girls, football etc. One day we were walking home from school and we saw this house on fire with smoke billowing from every window. The fire brigade were telling folk to stay back but he broke through their line, ran in the house and room by room, sucked the smoke out, brought out a grateful occupant and blew the smoke out into the street. When he was done the firemen congratulated and asked him how he did it. "Piece of piss" he replied. "I'm an ex-tractor fan". 10 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I occasionally like to tell the joke, "What do you call a guy that used to like tractors". I am a riot at parties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I'm sure you've all by now visited the KC website and are vigorously studying the catalogue you have downloaded. Nope, still "vigorously studying" Kimberly Davies...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: What a pair of patter merchants we are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: What a pair of patter merchants we are. A man from Carnoustie told me that joke as a kid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 We've had an answer that is very close, but as I have to be strict (sorry, want to) it needs to be bang on. It's usually found in a similar area of the building too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Black and White Tragic Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I could try and count all of them in our building but it may get me in bother if I get caught. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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