Dee Man Posted June 13, 2017 Author Share Posted June 13, 2017 13 minutes ago, ayrmad said: Nonsense. After quickly reminiscing about some emotional and hormonal wrecks that I have been with, I would like to retract my statement and agree with you that it was indeed nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Just now, Dee Man said: After quickly reminiscing about some emotional and hormonal wrecks that I have been with, I would like to retract my statement and agree with you that it was indeed nonsense. Your post stands for the majority but for some it doesn't take much to elevate them to bunny boiler status. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 I've only once been unfaithful, I kissed a slapper of an ex one night after seeing a lass I was sort of shagging but came away from it knowing it was over, although it hadn't been said. Still, was a stupid thing to do and was done to paint over my inner bruised ego. On the other hand, it was the same day we drew Hacken in the UEFA cup and I somehow booked the wrong flight date and cost me an extra 150 quid as my mind was elsewhere. So it evened up [emoji1]Still though, dreadful behavior and almost 10 years ago as a stupid young moron. By the way, that's not to say I wouldn't cry like fucking mad if I had to turn down Katy Perry [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 3 hours ago, The Chlamydia Kid said: So the thing that stops you is the fear of getting caught. If you believed you had no way of being caught would you do it? That's not what I meant at all. Knowing that I had intentionally done something that would hurt someone I care about so much would kill me inside. Even if they never found out, I'd know. 3 hours ago, ayrmad said: Have you ever had a 10/10 laying it on a plate for you? Depends on what you call a 10/10, but I've been drunk and had easy opportunities, and never thought twice about it even when steaming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 A variant on the not-paying-attention-to-the-film-and-bombarding-you-with-questions: an old girlfriend would spend the film asking me what was about to happen, even if I'd never seen the film before either. Why didn't he tell her about that phone call? Will they have sex at some point? Wait, is he her father? Is he going to kill her? Does he die at the end? Has he been a ghost all along? Are those my feet? Annoying enough, but she genuinely didn't seem able to enjoy fiction without knowing what was going to happen in the plot. It's one thing to wonder where the story's going, but she wasn't happy unless she had a brief precis of what was going to happen. Not sure what enjoyment there was to gain from watching/reading it after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 2 hours ago, The Chlamydia Kid said: I used to be of the mindset that you have one life. Why not do what pleases you? I regret being caught rather than regret having done it if I am honest. If you don't do it then a part of you always thinks you're missing out on something. Because of the impact it will have on other people. You could make that same argument for going on a shooting spree. If it makes you happy then why not do it as you'll regret it otherwise? Well because it impacts severely on other people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Honest_Man#1 said: That's not what I meant at all. Knowing that I had intentionally done something that would hurt someone I care about so much would kill me inside. Even if they never found out, I'd know. Depends on what you call a 10/10, but I've been drunk and had easy opportunities, and never thought twice about it even when steaming. I wasn't talking about opportunities, I was talking about getting offered it in no uncertain terms. There's a huge difference between someone flirting with you on a night out and someone asking you to f**k them or trying to get their mitts down your boxers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneal Down Caster Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 I have a mate that has always been single. He is in his forties now and after his ex workmates clubbed together to get him a hooker for his 21st, thinking he was a virgin. He has had spent the last 20+ years, shagging when and who he fancies, watching fitba constantly and does what he wants. Myself and my other mates are all married with kids and used to give him pelters, are all starting to think the big man just might have it right. I'm sure if he read this whole thread. He would say he was the winner !!! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 13 minutes ago, Kneal Down Caster said: I have a mate that has always been single. He is in his forties now and after his ex workmates clubbed together to get him a hooker for his 21st, thinking he was a virgin. He has had spent the last 20+ years, shagging when and who he fancies, watching fitba constantly and does what he wants. Myself and my other mates are all married with kids and used to give him pelters, are all starting to think the big man just might have it right. I'm sure if he read this whole thread. He would say he was the winner !!! 40 and never had a proper relationship? He sounds like a weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 40 and never had a proper relationship? He sounds like a weirdo. My pals 26 and never had a girlfriend.Plenty of one night stands, but never even been on a date. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 23 minutes ago, Kneal Down Caster said: I have a mate that has always been single. He is in his forties now and after his ex workmates clubbed together to get him a hooker for his 21st, thinking he was a virgin. He has had spent the last 20+ years, shagging when and who he fancies, watching fitba constantly and does what he wants. Myself and my other mates are all married with kids and used to give him pelters, are all starting to think the big man just might have it right. I'm sure if he read this whole thread. He would say he was the winner !!! I'm sure the kids of your mates and yourself wouldn't feel like winners if they read your post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneal Down Caster Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 I'm sure the kids of your mates and yourself wouldn't feel like winners if they read your post. Not the playing away part mate. I jest about all the infuriating things mentioned in the thread. He feels like a winner because it looks like we are all suffering. [emoji12] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, Kneal Down Caster said: I have a mate that has always been single. He is in his forties now and after his ex workmates clubbed together to get him a hooker for his 21st, thinking he was a virgin. He has had spent the last 20+ years, shagging when and who he fancies, watching fitba constantly and does what he wants. Myself and my other mates are all married with kids and used to give him pelters, are all starting to think the big man just might have it right. I'm sure if he read this whole thread. He would say he was the winner !!! Reminds me of the wife's great-uncle, who has a bit of an elderly-Hugh-Hefner vibe. Plenty of lady friends over the years, apparently, but no serious relationships or children. Seems perfectly happy, so fair play to him - better than spending your life miserable, wishing you'd been running about knobbing whatever you fancied. Too many folk think that marriage is something they have to do at some point. I suppose this could always be a cover for disturbing sexual interests that he has to keep quiet about, but let's be optimistic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 From annoying things your partner does to confessions of infidelity ffs? It's so simple for my wife, anything that annoys me about her is a problem that I have to overcome myself because she is apparently the best thing since sliced bread. The worst thing my wife does is correct everything I am doing or saying in front of people, I FUCKING hate that. A close equal is listing all my failures in the relationship in chronological order during a debate as she calls because we don't argue???? How the f**k do women remember all the shit you done badly but fail to remember when you have done things right???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: From annoying things your partner does to confessions of infidelity ffs? It's so simple for my wife, anything that annoys me about her is a problem that I have to overcome myself because she is apparently the best thing since sliced bread. The worst thing my wife does is correct everything I am doing or saying in front of people, I FUCKING hate that. A close equal is listing all my failures in the relationship in chronological order during a debate as she calls because we don't argue???? How the f**k do women remember all the shit you done badly but fail to remember when you have done things right???? Did you need to use all those question marks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 (edited) Just now, The Saintee said: Did you need to use all those question marks? Emphasis on how pissed off it makes me. Could be worse with caps lock to show even more how much it irritates me. Edited June 13, 2017 by hellbhoy bhad shpeeling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Saintee said: Did you need to use all those question marks? This is hellbhoy, he admits to pishing in his own bath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: This is hellbhoy, he admits to pishing in his own bath. Come to think of it I may have or may not have pissed in the wife's bath on occasion after one of her annoying moments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: From annoying things your partner does to confessions of infidelity ffs? It's so simple for my wife, anything that annoys me about her is a problem that I have to overcome myself because she is apparently the best thing since sliced bread. The worst thing my wife does is correct everything I am doing or saying in front of people, I FUCKING hate that. A close equal is listing all my failures in the relationship in chronological order during a debate as she calls because we don't argue???? How the f**k do women remember all the shit you done badly but fail to remember when you have done things right???? Don't know but it's ensured that I can't win an argument no matter how right I am, I was so much of a c**t that it's easy as they just roll off her tongue when I've got the edge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 13, 2017 Author Share Posted June 13, 2017 59 minutes ago, Kneal Down Caster said: I have a mate that has always been single. He is in his forties now and after his ex workmates clubbed together to get him a hooker for his 21st, thinking he was a virgin. He has had spent the last 20+ years, shagging when and who he fancies, watching fitba constantly and does what he wants. Myself and my other mates are all married with kids and used to give him pelters, are all starting to think the big man just might have it right. I'm sure if he read this whole thread. He would say he was the winner !!! I was in a taxi a few years ago with an elderly driver and he said him and his wife were both incredibly lonely due to the fact that they chose not to have kids when they were younger and as a result they now had no-one to visit them. So tell your mate that although he may be #winning just now, in your 60s you'll be surrounded by family while he'll be sat alone in his flat drinking himself into oblivion. You can then pretend to yourself that you are definitely in the better position while he is out pumping everything that moves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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