D.A.F.C Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 I can't find the any key. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Aufc said: It is because most people who work in IT are spotty virgins What absolutely cracking patter. No, I don't work in IT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Someone in the office today wearing a “shumper”. This person is under 40 as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: Someone in the office today wearing a “shumper”. This person is under 40 as well. What the f**k is a shumper?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: What the f**k is a shumper?! A jumper with the collar of a shirt stitched on. Mad that adults wear that shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 What absolutely cracking patter. No, I don't work in IT.By the sounds of it, that is probably the only industry you have not worked in in your many jobs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 11 minutes ago, The Moonster said: A jumper with the collar of a shirt stitched on. Mad that adults wear that shit. I hate this world 10 minutes ago, Aufc said: By the sounds of it, that is probably the only industry you have not worked in in your many jobs There's still time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 4 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: Would always offer the helpful suggestion of 'should I just switch it off and back on again?'. As an IT professional I would break my knuckles from the amount of times I've wanted to punch friends and acquaintances who come out with this line. I don't think they're even aware that working in IT is a slightly broader field than being on a support line. I genuinely don't understand why people are so proud of their ignorance in this area. I'm not even particularly interested in tech or computer stuff but I've learned enough to do it for a living and use it for personal projects (no, not that kind). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 46 minutes ago, nsr said: As an IT professional I would break my knuckles from the amount of times I've wanted to punch friends and acquaintances who come out with this line. I don't think they're even aware that working in IT is a slightly broader field than being on a support line. I genuinely don't understand why people are so proud of their ignorance in this area. I'm not even particularly interested in tech or computer stuff but I've learned enough to do it for a living and use it for personal projects (no, not that kind). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 As an IT professional I would break my knuckles from the amount of times I've wanted to punch friends and acquaintances who come out with this line. I don't think they're even aware that working in IT is a slightly broader field than being on a support line. I genuinely don't understand why people are so proud of their ignorance in this area. I'm not even particularly interested in tech or computer stuff but I've learned enough to do it for a living and use it for personal projects (no, not that kind).I'm pretty sure the majority of people are aware that workplaces don't employ a whole department of professionals just to reset people's passwords. IT workers universally though do seem to be the easiest to send into a frothing rage in the workplace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, GordonD said: I wish my hair was still that colour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: 52 minutes ago, nsr said: As an IT professional I would break my knuckles from the amount of times I've wanted to punch friends and acquaintances who come out with this line. I don't think they're even aware that working in IT is a slightly broader field than being on a support line. I genuinely don't understand why people are so proud of their ignorance in this area. I'm not even particularly interested in tech or computer stuff but I've learned enough to do it for a living and use it for personal projects (no, not that kind). I'm pretty sure the majority of people are aware that workplaces don't employ a whole department of professionals just to reset people's passwords. IT workers universally though do seem to be the easiest to send into a frothing rage in the workplace. We spend our time trying to get mindless and unhelpful objects to fulfil certain tasks. Asking us to interact with human beings at the same time basically doubles our workload. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 What the f**k is a shumper?! A jumper with the collar of a shirt stitched on. Mad that adults wear that shit.Moonster correct on both parts. Absolutely unreal. OFTW status confirmed imo. I hate this worldI have to work with these people?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Hang on, a shumper is an actual thing worn by adults? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Hang on, a shumper is an actual thing worn by adults? Well, there’s a real person wearing a real shumper in the office today. I mean I’m pretty sure it’s a real shumper. If I start manhandling him and it’s just a shirt / jumper combo I’ll look the idiot... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Hang on, a shumper is an actual thing worn by adults? There's a Geordie guy in my work who wears them all the time. He was recently outed as OFTW at the Christmas party when he showed up wearing one of his tacky shumpers and started drinking non-alcoholic lager. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: Well, there’s a real person wearing a real shumper in the office today. I mean I’m pretty sure it’s a real shumper. If I start manhandling him and it’s just a shirt / jumper combo I’ll look the idiot... Do it and post pics as evidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Do it and post pics as evidence.As soon as we see your fridge, doc! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 We spend our time trying to get mindless and unhelpful objects to fulfil certain tasks. And the rest of the time you're dealing with the computer systems! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Do it and post pics as evidence.As soon as we see your fridge, doc!Check m8.GIRFUY. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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