Pearbuyerbell Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 1. Go to the Disco 2. Send text messages. 3. Play video games. 4. Share each other's clothes 5. Badminton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 Finger blasting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 Done all 5 with yer maw mate. Spoiler Yas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 On 27/08/2017 at 15:05, Pearbuyerbell said: 1. Go to the Disco 2. Send text messages. 3. Play video games. 4. Share each other's clothes 5. Badminton. 1) Long walks 2) Text 3) Watch Game of Thrones 4) Go to football 5) Saw in half The day I can fit my missus's clothes is the day she gets shitcanned as a chunky, there's only room for one fat bassa in this relationship and I've called dibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anything really because my mum's dead. You can't perform necrophilia with your girlfriend then, there's one. Although if you've got your heart set on it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I've come fucking close a few times. I've been tempted to murder my missus, its a bit of a step to then climb aboard. No judgements, honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anything really because my mum's dead. Mine too.....................are you me or am I you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'd probably just shove her under the patio instead tbf. Less effort. If you dig it right you can use her arse to park your bike too. Win/win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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