Things you do with your GF but not your mum.

[Pearbuyerbell]

1.   Go to the Disco

2.  Send text messages.  

3.  Play video games.

4.  Share each other's clothes

5.  Badminton. 

 

[sjc]

Finger blasting?

[itzdrk]

Done all 5 with yer maw mate.  

Spoiler

Yas

 

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On 27/08/2017 at 15:05, Pearbuyerbell said:

1.   Go to the Disco

2.  Send text messages.  

3.  Play video games.

4.  Share each other's clothes

5.  Badminton. 

 

1) Long walks

2) Text

3) Watch Game of Thrones

4) Go to football

5) Saw in half

The day I can fit my missus's clothes is the day she gets shitcanned as a chunky, there's only room for one fat bassa in this relationship and I've called dibs.

 

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1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Anything really because my mum's dead.

You can't perform necrophilia with your girlfriend then, there's one. Although if you've got your heart set on it.... 

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4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I've come fucking close a few times.

I've been tempted to murder my missus, its a bit of a step to then climb aboard. No judgements, honest. 

[Raidernation]

1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Anything really because my mum's dead.

Mine too.....................are you me or am I you?

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2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I'd probably just shove her under the patio instead tbf.  Less effort.

If you dig it right you can use her arse to park your bike too. Win/win.