Jacksgranda Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, rodallegabombs said: My wife's watching this and keeps trying to engage me in conversation about it. I don't know why she hasn't grasped that I don't give a shit; I must have said it at least 20 times over the past few days. I'm away to sit outside and get some peace. So's mine. I managed to escape into town and get the shopping done, have a cup of tea and my hair cut A bit perturbed when I returned home to find it's still on. Edited May 19, 2018 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Was Harry's dad there? well - estimates of about 150,000 spectators being in and around Windsor - pretty good chance that number would have included a fair few blokes who'd chucked their muck up his mum at some point.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: So's mine. I managed to escape into town and get the shopping done, have a cup of tea and my hair cut A bit perturbed when I returned home to find it's still on. Go back to the barber and get your money back then. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Just been out for a tapas bar lunch leaving my other half watching avidly on Sky/BBC. Imagine my horror to find it being shown in the bar with Spanish presenters. There were even quite a few Spanish watching with apparent interest. I think they were puzzled at my complete lack of interest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Just been out for a tapas bar lunch leaving my other half watching avidly on Sky/BBC. Imagine my horror to find it being shown in the bar with Spanish presenters. There were even quite a few Spanish watching with apparent interest. I think they were puzzled at my complete lack of interest. I took my dad down to a wee cafe just outside Lossiemouth for a coffee and shit about half an hour ago. Imagine my horror when walking in to all the women (and some blokes) in there crowded round a telly in the middle of the cafe. #staunchimouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I took my dad down to a wee cafe just outside Lossiemouth for a coffee and shit about half an hour ago. Imagine my horror when walking in to all the women (and some blokes) in there crowded round a telly in the middle of the cafe. #staunchimouth. It is home to the RAF base, that might explin why? Where did you let your old man take a shit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 The pub had it on all the big screens. Even all the ladies were blanking it. That Megh looks like she has had some dodgy work done on her coupon. Looked like one of the horses pulling the carriage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I took my dad down to a wee cafe just outside Lossiemouth for a coffee and shit about half an hour ago. Imagine my horror when walking in to all the women (and some blokes) in there crowded round a telly in the middle of the cafe. #staunchimouth. Nice beach there. I’ve heard the unusually flat stones on the beach make good coasters, but of course you’re not allowed to remove stones from the beach. Edited May 19, 2018 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, johnnydun said: It is home to the RAF base, that might explin why? Where did you let your old man take a shit? On some flat stones from the beach. It’s an age old tradition. 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Nice beach there. I’ve heard the unusually flat stones on the beach make food coasters, but of course you’re not allowed to remove stones from the beach. Erm... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 23 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Nice beach there. I’ve heard the unusually flat stones on the beach make good coasters, but of course you’re not allowed to remove stones from the beach. Is there a lot of security on that beach? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 What's the difference between Meghan Markle and Madeleine McCaan? Madeleine was given away by her father... 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 (edited) I've seen folk on Facebook wishing congratulations to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. What a load of nonsense. As far as I'm aware, none of these people have either of the couple on it. Edited May 19, 2018 by Highland Capital 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Oh shit. The recorder didn't record anything. I missed the whole thing. Did anything happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Oh shit. The recorder didn't record anything. I missed the whole thing. Did anything happen? Suicide bomber, all royals killed. So, no nothing of interest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Oh shit. The recorder didn't record anything. I missed the whole thing. Did anything happen? Yer man Curry probably caused half a million Daily Mail reading Home Counties types to have an aneurysm. I liked that mentalist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Feel I should clarify that I was in the barbers getting a hair cut when he was on so was listening to him in the background. Entertaining as f**k to be fair to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Best wishes for a long and happy marriage to the Earl and Countess of Dumbarton... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Suicide bomber, all royals killed. Spookily similar to my script for 'King Ralph The 2nd'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 11 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Best wishes for a long and happy marriage to the Earl and Countess of Dumbarton... Baron and Baroness Kilkeel.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Scruffy b*****d couldn't even be arsed shaving for his own wedding. Standards are slipping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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