The Royal Wedding

[George Parr]

f**k them and their wretched family.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

Lets not be too hasty, will there be top scran and an open bar?

[supermik]

Wonder if her old man will throw a scatter?

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

It's times like this I despair for the national press. This vacuous pish is preventing quality stories about what Cedric Kipre's family are doing for the final being published.

[Bairnardo]

4 minutes ago, supermik said:

Wonder if her old man will throw a scatter?

Wonder if his old man will have the brass neck to show up, with Charles being there and all

[Dee Man]

Some bint on an Aussie Facebook page asking what channels the wedding is on. Cue a debate on the royal family with some other bint defending the accusations of them doing f**k all by saying "the young princes built schools in third world countries". I have to confess that news story seems to have passed me by. 

[Shandon Par]

22 y/o Lady Amelia Windsor, Edinburgh Uni student and 37th in line to the throne, not getting an invite.

 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Wonder if his old man will have the brass neck to show up, with Charles being there and all

[John Lambies Doos]

What did the old man do?

[Tony Ferrino]

1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

22 y/o Lady Amelia Windsor, Edinburgh Uni student and 37th in line to the throne, not getting an invite.

 

Nicely taken in a sugar plantation.

[blanco]

7 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said:

What did the old man do?

He’s a bit of a cad.

[bob the tank]

Is Harry Hewitt, the half blood princes real dad invited or just his "royal" dad

[Herman Hessian]

wonder if harry's going back to his favourite hire company for his kit - maybe grandad phil could pick something (in)appropriate up at the same time ???

[Wee-Bey]

Commemorative tea towels now on sale.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

1 hour ago, ali_91 said:

 

 

Here she is screwing the nuts of an old Morris.

Mummy and Daddy are relieved to discover how she used to hand crank Austin.

[supermik]

Phat ass..

[Hillonearth]

Last time it was only a fart - must be decent odds on Prince Philip shitting himself this time...

 

[tamthebam]

13 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said:

Nicely taken in a sugar plantation.

In a student flat perhaps- with a wee Chinese "gardener" standing by to look after the plants... 

[Chinatoon Bairn]

Falkirk Council has just nocked back my request to hold a street party on the wedding day. Shocked to say the least!

Wen did it become so wrong to celebrate this grate national day???!

[Tony Ferrino]

Fucks sake. Nicholas Witchell's been dug up again.