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I've seen this so often I just don't understand it. Going to a comedy gig in particular and heckling till you're chucked out. I watched one guy have virtually the whole audience shout at him to shut up till security got rid of him, how is this fun?
c***s. There was one dickhead like that at a Jim Jefferies gig. He kept tearing the p***k a new arsehole but it got to the point where Jefferies actually broke character and basically said give it a rest, the audience hasn't paid their money to listen to him.
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Why do folk get so utterly steamingfor shows and the like,? Don't they want to remember it, or can't they enjoy it without a belly full of booze?
They don't actually enjoy the show, its just a thinly veiled cover for public drinking.
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2 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

Why do folk get so utterly steamingfor shows and the like,? Don't they want to remember it, or can't they enjoy it without a belly full of booze?

They can watch the whole thing again on their bloody phone that they've got on record and held up in the air for most of the bloody show.

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2 hours ago, Cerberus said:

If you have ever shouted "this is the best night of my life" while your head is out the roof of a limo then you’re worse than Hitler.

Even after all these years, Hitler still gets a bad press.

 

He lived out his life peacefully in a village in ******** until he was 72, but nobody mentions that!  😣

 

*Name of village omitted to protect local sympathizers.

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1 minute ago, Skinheed said:

Even after all these years, Hitler still gets a bad press.

 

He lived out his life peacefully in a village in ******** until he was 72, but nobody mentions that!  😣

 

*Name of village omitted to protect local sympathizers.

Is it Airdrie?

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Even after all these years, Hitler still gets a bad press.
 
He lived out his life peacefully in a village in ******** until he was 72, but nobody mentions that!  [emoji21]
 
*Name of village omitted to protect local sympathizers.


You’re worse than Hitler.
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On 08/08/2019 at 16:28, Stellaboz said:
On 08/08/2019 at 16:27, The Skelpit Lug said:
They can watch the whole thing again on their bloody phone that they've got on record and held up in the air for most of the bloody show.

They'd be the first to go in my 4th Reich

Smudger will be your Stalingrad.

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