Herman Hessian Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 47 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Plus who the f**k has sockets that high up on their wall? 36 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: maybe she's a midget she does look a bit "midgety" to be fair; hiding her fat fingers in her pockets too IMO - and has a big zip ring (leave it) as she doesn't get on with fiddly buttons... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, dee_62 said: Welcome to the thread Kirkcaldy..... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-46567204 That police cordon will stop anybody else coming to any festive harm for sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: That police cordon will stop anybody else coming to any festive harm for sure. and to echo an earlier comment in this thread. Councillor Neil Crooks, convener of the Kirkcaldy area committee, said: "This is a tragic thing to happen at this time of year. Our thoughts are with his family." If only the council started putting xmas trees up in August... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 16 minutes ago, dee_62 said: Welcome to the thread Kirkcaldy..... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-46567204 How do they know he fell from the tree? It doesn't actually state anywhere in the report that anyone saw him fall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Just now, Jacksgranda said: How do they know he fell from the tree? It doesn't actually state anywhere in the report that anyone saw him fall. That last picture, showing what looks like a broken branch, is maybe all the proof the police need. Great powers of deduction in Police Scotland these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Nothing says Christmas like the collapse of a savings club.I've never known anyone to sign up for these schemes. Surely just putting the money in an ISA is better? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 22 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: How do they know he fell from the tree? It doesn't actually state anywhere in the report that anyone saw him fall. Right your are, pc cabe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Only absolute morons go to 'winter wonderland' type places. The same type of morons use the Christmas savings scheme as well. Mental. I mind when I worked in Iceland (the food shop) in 2009 in Aberdeen. There were quite bad snow storms a few days before Christmas, meaning the delivery vans couldn't get out as the roads were gubbed. One woman was utterly furious that the driver wouldn't go out and risk his life to deliver crappy frozen produce a couple of miles down the road. She was in the shop screaming and swearing. The management, rightly, refused to budge, so she stormed out of the shop, pulling her poor kid by the arm, roaring "CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!!!!!!". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Herman Hessian said: i always enjoy hearing about houses that burn down due to festive fires started by faulty christmas lights pre-christmas day ones are the best when "hundreds of pounds' worth of presents were destroyed in the blaze" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Harsh!!! Still laughed though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 My wife buys that every week. Along with other vacuous titles - e.g. "Chat", "National Enquirer", "Take A Break".Does she read that steaming pile of shite whilst you’re watching Only Connect, Mastermind and University Challenge ?[emoji1351][emoji310] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Trackdaybob said: That police cordon will stop anybody else coming to any festive harm for sure. if it had been a michelin-starred chef that had fallen to his death out the tree, would they have set up a 'cordon bleu' around the scene ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: if it had been a michelin-starred chef that had fallen to his death out the tree, would they have set up a 'cordon bleu' around the scene ? They could have got Cordon Ramsey along to investigate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cambozpar Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 (edited) 47 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Only absolute morons go to 'winter wonderland' type places. The same type of morons use the Christmas savings scheme as well. Mental. I mind when I worked in Iceland (the food shop) in 2009 in Aberdeen. There were quite bad snow storms a few days before Christmas, meaning the delivery vans couldn't get out as the roads were gubbed. One woman was utterly furious that the driver wouldn't go out and risk his life to deliver crappy frozen produce a couple of miles down the road. She was in the shop screaming and swearing. The management, rightly, refused to budge, so she stormed out of the shop, pulling her poor kid by the arm, roaring "CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!!!!!!". Why didnt she just collect her frozen shit when she was in the shop? Edited December 14, 2018 by cambozpar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 minute ago, cambozpar said: Why didnt she just collect her frozen shit when she was in the shop? And pass it off as a chocolate log? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Just now, Jacksgranda said: And pass it off as a chocolate log? A yuletide log 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, cambozpar said: Why didnt she just collect here frozen shit when she was in the shop? even if she did do it in iceland, it would take a little while to freeze solid enough for her to pick it up and take it with her... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: even if she did do it in iceland, it would take a little while to freeze solid enough for her to pick it up and take it with her... Loving the cheeky wee finger sniff at the 1:46 mark Edited December 14, 2018 by cambozpar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 2 hours ago, cambozpar said: Why didnt she just collect her frozen shit when she was in the shop? It was a big shop so she couldn't (although she could have taken a couple of things I suppose) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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