Guest Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 As long as this doesn't have a "Brexit" style effect on my Kashmiri Korma with Pineapple. That really would be tragic........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Can't we just send in Liam Fox to sort out a deal between these two? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Im heading out there (Punjab) on Monday. Should have it sewn up by Wednesday, maybe Thursday at the latest. I'll keep you up to speed with developments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Anyone declared yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Hope this conflict won't extend to Burnley and Accrington. If it does my money would be on Accrington. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 I imagine if readers of the of the Daily Express and Daily Heil were honest their letters page would read something like: "Well it's not surprising that these people are falling out with each other, if they had only had the good sense to remain part of the British Empire..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamieson87 Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Muzza81 said: Anyone declared yet? Breaking for tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, jamieson87 said: Breaking for tea. Just hope Duckworth Lewis isn't required. What a mess that would be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 24 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Im heading out there (Punjab) on Monday. Should have it sewn up by Wednesday, maybe Thursday at the latest. I'll keep you up to speed with developments. Have you got any concrete proposals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Have you got any concrete proposals? Bang their heids against the stuff to knock some sense into them. That's Plan A. Working on Plan B at the moment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Bang their heids against the stuff to knock some sense into them. That's Plan A. Working on Plan B at the moment. A big green concrete wall should sort it, high enough to stop fighter jets. The Pakistanis will like the colour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Guy in my work from North India is absoloutely seething at Pakistan. Reckons they could take them easily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: A big green concrete wall should sort it, high enough to stop fighter jets. The Pakistanis will like the colour. THey do love a nice big camp show off at the border do India and Pakistan. I went along to this about 5 years ago. Well worth it and when Scotland becomes independent I hope we adopt a similar approach on the M74 and A1. Every day at sundown. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Is Kashmir a mountainous region?If so, the sledging should be intense. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Bang their heids against the stuff to knock some sense into them. That's Plan A. Working on Plan B at the moment. That might not work - it's 72 years since they were used to doing what white men told them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: That might not work - it's 72 years since they were used to doing what white men told them. I have a few punkawallahs to do my dirty work for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: It's a bit worrying that there's no one left in the State Department to calm both sides down with threats and bribes. Both sides need to appear feisty with Uncle Sam holding them back. Hopefully China can step up to the plate. Baseball thread for this pishe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Just now, SlipperyP said: Baseball thread for this pishe I wondering when someone would pick up on that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 41 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: THey do love a nice big camp show off at the border do India and Pakistan. I went along to this about 5 years ago. Well worth it and when Scotland becomes independent I hope we adopt a similar approach on the M74 and A1. Every day at sundown. I've been there, 3 days after the Mumbai terrorist attack. Let's say it was very tense. I was the only westerner in the crowd as we were told not to travel anywhere by the foreign office, I had already paid for the transport from up near MacLeod Ganj and was getting no refund. Felt rather CIA with my black fleece, black beanie, shades & earpiece (listening to Sasha '92) on my ip3 player. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 I've been there, 3 days after the Mumbai terrorist attack. Let's say it was very tense. I was the only westerner in the crowd as we were told not to travel anywhere by the foreign office, I had already paid for the transport from up near MacLeod Ganj and was getting no refund. Felt rather CIA with my black fleece, black beanie, shades & earpiece (listening to Sasha '92) on my ip3 player.Great story mate. Love your factual tales. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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