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Your sporting ability out of 50.


Billy Rubin

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Scoring guide:  

0 zero ability 
1  Little ability 
2  reasonable ability 
3  good ability 
4  county level standard 
5.  national or professional standard.  

Football      2
Rugby           2
Tennis          3
Table Tennis    4
Snooker     3
Golf     5 
Basketball   2
Darts     3
Pool     4
Badminton 4   


Overall score 32/50   



Obviously there's no methods of transport like driving, cycling or running allowed and there's no fishing option because that's just food procurement.   

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10 hours ago, Billy Rubin said:

   


Scoring guide:  

0 zero ability 
1  Little ability 
2  reasonable ability 
3  good ability 
4  county level standard 
5.  national or professional standard.  

Football      2
Rugby           2
Tennis          3
Table Tennis    4
Snooker     3
Golf     5 
Basketball   2
Darts     3
Pool     4
Badminton 4   


Overall score 32/50   



Obviously there's no methods of transport like driving, cycling or running allowed and there's no fishing option because that's just food procurement.   

Thank you, I'm a decent cyclist, swimmer & runner and a fairly decent football player (especially because of me being good at running). So I'll be shite in this as it covers very little of the sports I can actually do. :D 

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11 hours ago, Billy Rubin said:

   


Scoring guide:  

0 zero ability 
1  Little ability 
2  reasonable ability 
3  good ability 
4  county level standard 
5.  national or professional standard.  

Football      2
Rugby           2
Tennis          3
Table Tennis    4
Snooker     3
Golf     5 
Basketball   2
Darts     3
Pool     4
Badminton 4   


Overall score 32/50   



Obviously there's no methods of transport like driving, cycling or running allowed and there's no fishing option because that's just food procurement.   

Have you ever had a hole in 1 Wullie ? 

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Surely he is the ball?  Funny to see ex pro Peppino give himself a five for football. 
FFS please do not tell me this clown kuro is Pepp?
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11 hours ago, Billy Rubin said:

You're mentally deficient, clearly bad at sport and a terrible human being.   

Aw bless you. Poor wee lamb. That the best you can do? 

14 hours ago, Billy Rubin said:

Scoring guide:  

0 zero ability 
1  Little ability 
2  reasonable ability 
3  good ability 
4  county level standard 
5.  national or professional standard.  

I'm in a good mood so 1. 

FWIW

Played footy at a decent level in my younger days. Good long distance runner and long jump. Alas no more, I'm old and knackered.

Currently hold a ACU National motorcycle race licence (have for 6 years now) but you don't even know what one of them is so it's a kinda moot point. They don't dish them out of cornflake packets, that's for sure. 

Now away and carry on with your pish. 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, 7-2 said:

Surely it didn't take you that long to suss it out Bob? 

I'm old and slow these days :( 

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Football      2
Rugby           1
Tennis          1
Table Tennis   1
Snooker     0
Golf    1
Basketball   0
Darts     1
Pool     1
Badminton 1 

I'm garbage at most of the sports on the OP's list, if I could sub in sports like Curling and Squash I could up my score a bit.

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Being truthful here.

Football      3
Rugby           0
Tennis          2
Table Tennis   1
Snooker     2
Golf    0
Basketball   3
Darts     2
Pool     3
Badminton 2

Mind you, I am old.  You could stick a couple on each of those about 20 years ago apart from Golf and Rugby thankfully.  Fanny sports.

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2 hours ago, Trackdaybob said:

Aw bless you. Poor wee lamb. That the best you can do? 

Currently hold a ACU National motorcycle race licence (have for 6 years now) but you don't even know what one of them is so it's a kinda moot point. They don't dish them out of cornflake packets, that's for sure. 

Now away and carry on with your pish. 

...and I hold a full UK driving licence and have done so - uninterrupted for the best part of 3 decades, but that's not important or relevant to this thread of sporting aptitude.   What's important is I as a 32/50 score.    This makes me nearly 2/3rd's of a vigorous all rounder, and that's not my option; that's fractions!   

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Billy Rubin chats up lassies half his age in the boozer by telling them about his trial at Man Utd but his dodgy knee made him retire. Would have been pro otherwise. 

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1 hour ago, Billy Rubin said:

...and I hold a full UK driving licence and have done so - uninterrupted for the best part of 3 decades, but that's not important or relevant to this thread of sporting aptitude.   What's important is I as a 32/50 score.    This makes me nearly 2/3rd's of a vigorous all rounder, and that's not my option; that's fractions!   

Oh I get it now. You're at it. I see. Forgive me, I'm old and slow. But still faster than you. And better. At everything. As your next post will undoubtedly confirm. 

:finger:

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