Cerberus Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 (edited) "Only 38% of men... wash their hands after going to the toilet"https://www.initial.co.uk/washroom-news/2015/initial-hygiene-connect.html Right, who are the utter mingers on here who don't bother washing their hands after taking a dump? Edited July 20, 2019 by Cerberus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Current Scotland manager Steve Clarke is a vocal advocate of not washing your hands after taking a tom tit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 (edited) I personally employ 2 layers of protection against being a minger. The first level of protection, which could be considered "preventative", consists of deliberately NOT pissing on my hands. The second level of protection, "reactive" in nature, is the process of washing my hands in sink post pish. I think the above is the correct method. Edited July 20, 2019 by Bairnardo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 17 minutes ago, throbber said: the gf is standing over me. In the mens toilets? Is there something you want to tell us? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 20 minutes ago, throbber said: I usually just wet my hands under the cold tap for a couple of seconds unless in public or the gf is standing over me. Why do you have to wash your hands when she wipes your arse for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Of course one of the main issues when out in the pub or wherever are the manky b*****ds that don't wash their hands and touch the door handles that you need too use. Absolute fucking tramps. The vast majority. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I'm not taking part until he fixes the thread title. 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 It's utterly bizarre how many grown adults don't wash their hands after going to the toilet. I notice a funny dynamic at my work where the men's toilet is a small two-cubicle effort. All the westerners wash their hands (at least when there's another person in) but most of the local Asian staff just breeze straight out into the office post-dump or pish without even a glance at the sink. It's funny how they have not the slightest care about it, while the western staff feel the need to keep up appearances in the small space. I know the small space makes a difference as I've seen many of my western colleagues not bother washing their hands in larger toilets in pubs etc when at work social events. It's funny how it makes a difference. Anyway. If you don't wash your hands after going to the toilet, you're a manky tramp whose parents did a really bad job with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I probably wash my hands after a piss about half the time tbh. Not bad for a Hibby, tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I always wash my hands but then add the extra step of trying to get out the door without touching the handle. It’s a real timing issue tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Worst I've seen was someone eating an apple. Put it down on the sink half eaten had a pish then picked it up and started eating it again. If theres an apple aids he now has it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Worst I've seen was someone eating an apple. Put it down on the sink half eaten had a pish then picked it up and started eating it again. If theres an apple aids he now has it. I think this is the nearest you'll get. Edited July 20, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Tynierose said: Should you wash your hands before you go to the toilet? Jist think about the state of door handles etc in pubs before you even get into urinals. Hmmm. Doesn’t bear thinking about. Then there’s having kids and needing the toilet in the worst places and they want to touch everything ! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Tynierose said: Of course one of the main issues when out in the pub or wherever are the manky b*****ds that don't wash their hands and touch the door handles that you need too use. Absolute fucking tramps. 2 hours ago, Tynierose said: Should you wash your hands before you go to the toilet? Jist think about the state of door handles etc in pubs before you even get into urinals. Hmmm. Fucksake Tynie, you must spend half your night out in the toilet sink. Wash my hands after any toilet visit. It does frequently cross my mind that it's a massive waste of time due to drying my hands then having to touch the - no doubt - disease ridden door handle to get out the place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 OCD thread for this pishI always wash my hands but then add the extra step of trying to get out the door without touching the handle. It’s a real timing issue tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I heard you like to get fruity in the toilets. I think this is the nearest you'll get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I've got a decent routine at work where I wash my hands, take the paper towel to dry my hands then use that to open the door before binning the paper as I walk out. Beautiful. Except I then walk out into an office covered in other people's shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I wash my hands for about five minutes after the toilet. I use copious amounts of soap, preferably antibacterial, and like the water to be so hot it’s just below peeing the skin off my hands. I once got it wrong and ended up with a huge blister on my finger when I had the water too hot. I have a permanent scar from it.I don’t use handles in toilets after I’ve washed my hands, I’ll just kick the door open or use a paper towel. I appreciate that I am absolutely batshit mental for doing this but at least I’m not walking about caked in my own shit like the disgusting cretins who don’t wash their hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I wash my hands for about five minutes after the toilet. I use copious amounts of soap, preferably antibacterial, and like the water to be so hot it’s just below peeing the skin off“. my hands. I once got it wrong and ended up with a huge blister on my finger when I had the water too hot. I have a permanent scar from it. I don’t use handles in toilets after I’ve washed my hands, I’ll just kick the door open or use a paper towel. I appreciate that I am absolutely batshit mental for doing this but at least I’m not walking about caked in my own shit like the disgusting cretins who don’t wash their hands. Why do you need to wash them then? Edited July 20, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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