RedEd Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Old Pack said: Decent boozers near the park ? Not any more, unfortunately. The Wallace is close to Newton on Ayr station but is tiny. Your best bet is the town centre. There are a few decent pubs near Ayr station, which is a 10-15 minute walk or a quick taxi ride to Somerset. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 38 minutes ago, RedEd said: Not any more, unfortunately. The Wallace is close to Newton on Ayr station but is tiny. Your best bet is the town centre. There are a few decent pubs near Ayr station, which is a 10-15 minute walk or a quick taxi ride to Somerset. Which is the best pub for drugs and hoors? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzar Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, tree house tam said: Which is the best pub for drugs and hoors? You'll have to go 12 miles up the road for that but you need to lower yer sights when it comes to the hoors - double paper bag jobs. Edited February 2, 2020 by Jazzar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Jazzar said: You'll have to go 12 miles up the road for that but you need to lower yer sights when it comes to the hoors - double paper bg jobs. What does Ayr have then? Where do the freaks and junkies go to sell their wares? We want boozers where you can have a pint and get offered a fresh leg of lamb, a handjob out back and a brand new hoover. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1nickydevlin Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 1 hour ago, tree house tam said: What does Ayr have then? Where do the freaks and junkies go to sell their wares? We want boozers where you can have a pint and get offered a fresh leg of lamb, a handjob out back and a brand new hoover. The rusty nail could probably sort you out with the hand jobs .ten min walk too ground . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Pack Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 The rusty nail could probably sort you out with the hand jobs .ten min walk too ground .Is that the one with the rainbow flag outside ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Jazzar said: You'll have to go 12 miles up the road for that but you need to lower yer sights when it comes to the hoors - double paper bag jobs. Tbf, a double bagger is a successful night for @tree house tam 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1nickydevlin Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 45 minutes ago, Old Pack said: Is that the one with the rainbow flag outside ? Is so mate .everyone welcome . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Don't go to gay bars with your burd, it's where you find out she can be quite jealous of the attention you receive. She might end up shoving folk and telling them to back off he's mine bitch I'm not gay, you've no need to worry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloPerth Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Handjobs, Hoovers and a fresh leg of lamb all at the same time... all aboard Tams bus for a night you'll never forget As well as Robert Burns, Ayr is the subject of the only interesting thing about formula one, that great quiz question. What else is it famous for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 26 minutes ago, PauloPerth said: What else is it famous for? The Piv? Think that's all I've got. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 1 hour ago, tree house tam said: Don't go to gay bars with your burd, it's where you find out she can be quite jealous of the attention you receive. She might end up shoving folk and telling them to back off he's mine bitch I'm not gay, you've no need to worry. Mines told the barman it was my coming out party so she could get a free round of drinks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Depressingly, this will be my first away game of the season. I cannot wait. Gotta fear a Queen of the South style arse collapse going away to Ayr but it seems we've found a way of playing that suits our squad. More high pressing plz. The team the tree house dwelling tink has suggested above would be my offering too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Kyle said: The team the tree house dwelling tink has suggested 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrTroopMajor Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 2 hours ago, PauloPerth said: Handjobs, Hoovers and a fresh leg of lamb all at the same time... all aboard Tams bus for a night you'll never forget As well as Robert Burns, Ayr is the subject of the only interesting thing about formula one, that great quiz question. What else is it famous for? Sydney Devine, Simon Neil, a slightly toxic beach and the Super. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Pack Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Sydney Devine, Simon Neil, a slightly toxic beach and the Super.Butlins 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finlay21 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 St Johnstone Fans notice Any Away fans looking for seats in stand , I suggest you buy online or call Ayr club shop and pre pay as you are down to just over 100 seats left in that area ,can’t see any being left on Saturday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Briefs acquired. Looking forward to this big time. Sounds like there’s going to be a big Saints crowd, should be a great atmosphere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrTroopMajor Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 52 minutes ago, Old Pack said: Butlins I think you'll find it is called Craig Tara, operated by Haven Holidays and has been since 1999. Jesus, keep up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 1 hour ago, AyrTroopMajor said: I think you'll find it is called Craig Tara, operated by Haven Holidays and has been since 1999. Jesus, keep up. Think you'll find it's called "that shitehole" and has been since the 70s. Keep up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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