World XI Part 6: Attacking Midfielders

[AsimButtHitsASix]

Once again it's hard to draw fine lines where to stop calling a midfielder attacking or defensive. Or if a player likes to drift wide or into pockets going forward should they be forwards? Or if they start further up but drop back. If someone's missing from this poll they should be in the other ones. Don't worry

[Derry Alli]

Seeing as I can't vote for myself, Kevin de Bruyne. 

[Richey Edwards]

None of those players are attacking midfielders.

[Carnoustie Young Guvnor]

On 07/05/2020 at 17:12, Dele said:

Seeing as I can't vote for myself, Kevin de Bruyne. 

Bet you were horse. Couldnae trap a bag of cement/beat an egg/pass water.

[Carnoustie Young Guvnor]

Vision of Stevie Wonder.  Couldnae see a pass on a subbuteo table.

[Derry Alli]

I've had my photo taken with Wayne Lineker. What have you ever achieved in your life you c**t? 

[Carnoustie Young Guvnor]

1 hour ago, Dele said:

I've had my photo taken with Wayne Lineker. What have you ever achieved in your life you c**t? 

Met Jon McLeish and got sexually assaulted by Doug Sanders as it happens. Top that.

[Derry Alli]

1 minute ago, Carnoustie Young Guvnor said:

got sexually assaulted by Doug Sanders as it happens. Top that.

Did you taste his 11 herbs and spices? 

[Carnoustie Young Guvnor]

Bet you're slow as a week in the jail too. Move like a junky's bowels.

[Carnoustie Young Guvnor]

Just now, Dele said:

Did you taste his 11 herbs and spices? 

That's traumatising. I've got PTSD.