Eric Paterson Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 My friend Gerald Rafferty has an abnormally long neck, which has led to him being nicknamed Giraffe (or G-Raff). Does anyone else know of any funny nicknames they would like to share? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 I worked with a guy with the surname Gass. He put his degree in his email signature so he was Gass BSc. which verbally went to Gassbis and later Cat’s piss. Good times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 The vicar at my local church, Rev. Hugh G. Rection, is comically referred to as ´Shug’ by his parishioners. Doesn’t seem to bother him. Always has a smile on his face. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnoustie Young Guvnor Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 A mate turned up for a game of football once wearing a red Man Utd cap with a newly shaved head. Looked just like a kid who had just come out of a cancer ward, so to this day we call him chemo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 I heard about someone who used to go to the football matches and got very upset when the other team had the ball. "Oh no, oh no, oh no". His nickname was Yoko. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 (edited) Ever since he left the navy, my friend Jack has had a large, bushy black beard which partly covers a scar on his right cheek. His large frame, love of gold jewellery and menacing appearance, however, betray a kind and flamboyant personality and he keeps a pet macaw parrot that he has taught to repeat several phrases. His life of excess unfortunately caught up with him a few years ago and he was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. He ended up losing his sight in one eye and, more distressingly, his rIght leg had to be amputated below the knee, meaning he now has an eye patch and a prosthetic limb. Everybody calls him Smiffy, because his surname is Smith, except his parents who call him Johnathan. Edited December 18, 2020 by Funky Nosejob 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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