coprolite Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 26 minutes ago, Durnford said: I generally like reptiles but cant abide Komodo Dragons; take one out for a bit of exercise and it goes where the #### it likes. That, combined by the fact that they also consider humans as one of their five-a-day, makes them unsuitable for the Scottish Game. I mean you often hear the phrase "one man and his dug" but "one man and his dragon" usually just ends up as "one dragon". I think; I''ll all-so throw-in some ""s.p.u.r.i.o.u.s...."" punctuation! to make; it; sound; like I'm with the young-team..... Who wins in a square go between komodo dragons and newport gwent dragons? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, coprolite said: Who wins in a square go between komodo dragons and newport gwent dragons? I'm backing the Komodo, they've got e-coli in their saliva. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durnford Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, thisGRAEME said: I'm backing the Komodo, they've got e-coli in their saliva. Indeed - their dental hygiene is appalling A quick floss and a squish of Listerine costs nothing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 24 minutes ago, thisGRAEME said: I'm backing the Komodo, they've got e-coli in their saliva. E-coli is one of the major food groups in Newport. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 15 hours ago, TommyLeePwns said: That post is dangerously close to triggering my ptsd, I pulled a bird in fife ( i know i know ) but when I got back to hers she slapped her bedroom light on and there were glass cases of lizards n snakes... fucking noped outta there pronto.... Anyways, f**k this I'm out. Having got to that stage an unusual pet or two wouldn't have been a deal breaker. I sense some poetic license. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Durnford said: A quick floss and a squish of Listerine costs nothing. That's just lies. Unless you are shoplifting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durnford Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 24 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: That's just lies. Unless you are shoplifting. That's just silly. Komodo dragons have no need for cash; they simply eat the shop-keeper. And they certainly don't go for contactless payment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiekranky Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durnford Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, killiekranky said: All you need is the appropriately colour scarf and I think you've really got something there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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