Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: If dying in a hail of succulent chicken in a savoury white wine sauce encased in flaky pastry is a war crime then take me to The Hague. It's your fucking funeral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Och, ye cannae beat a fly cemetery and a mug of builders tea........ OMG. This takes me back a long time to my early days as an Apprentice collecting Pies, Bridies, Cakes etc from the Bakers which often included a Fleas Graveyard.. A Naples Tart was also often on the list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 10 minutes ago, broon-loon said: OMG. This takes me back a long time to my early days as an Apprentice collecting Pies, Bridies, Cakes etc from the Bakers which often included a Fleas Graveyard.. A Naples Tart was also often on the list. Bet you looked forward to when she was on counter duty. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 To rework an old PnB joke... I bought a job lot of defective TVs and decided to open a shop to sell them. The defect was that the volume was set a tad on the loud side. Nonetheless they sold like hot cakes. At £100 almost everyone said "although they're not perfect, at that price you can't turn it down". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 6 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: It's your fucking funeral. Half pint baldy fucker. (Him, not me) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 All this bakers chat is cute, but I've got three words for you all. Harry. Fucking. Gow's. Thanks for playing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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