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19 hours ago, philpy said:

Ah threw a macaque monkey in the sea once when a were stationed oot in belize. Little b*****d ate all me fags, 200 duty free

Hadmy dads funeral last year when his younger brother told me a story how dad in his 20's, while in the merchant navy had bought their mum a Canary in Rio. He kept it warm by having the cage near the boiler room where he was the engineer. It sadly died from hypothermia a few days after arriving in Dundee.

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11 hours ago, moses1924 said:

that's incredible @supermikwhy wold you keep a panther in a pub?! Saying that there was a bear in a pub near me in the 80's On this day 1980: Hercules the grizzly bear goes missing in the Scottish Hebrides | The Scotsman

Panthers and cheeses and bears, oh my!

I guess we're finding out why so many pubs used to have a rifle range in the bar.

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I went to see the monkeys at the institute in Sukhumi (not far from Scotland Street) which trained them to go into space, bunch of grumpy little fuckers they were. They were hoping to get new funding to train them for a monkey mission to Mars.

During the war a fair few of them escaped and now have their own wee colonies in the surrounding woods.

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