ICTChris Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 A Glasgow man has been found guilty of a cashpoint armed robbery - of his own son! The 45 year old used a kitchen knife to threaten his victim at a cash point in the Cranhill area, unaware his target was his own son. Quote The stunned boy said: “Are you serious? Do you know who this is?” The attacker replied: “I don’t give a f*** who it is.” Clearly! The charmer was jailed for just over two years. Have any P&Bers ever robbed their own son (or daughter)? Were any P&Bers ever robbed by their parents? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 Just now, ICTChris said: A Glasgow man has been found guilty of a cashpoint armed robbery - of his own son! The 45 year old used a kitchen knife to threaten his victim at a cash point in the Cranhill area, unaware his target was his own son. Clearly! The charmer was jailed for just over two years. Have any P&Bers ever robbed their own son (or daughter)? Were any P&Bers ever robbed by their parents? I once borrowed a fiver off my daughter to pay the window cleaner. She charged me interest when I repaid her - £2. This was about an hour later. Interest rates high enough to make even the most hardened loan shark blush. She was 7 at the time. Daylight robbery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 Just now, scottsdad said: I once borrowed a fiver off my daughter to pay the window cleaner. She charged me interest when I repaid her - £2. This was about an hour later. Interest rates high enough to make even the most hardened loan shark blush. She was 7 at the time. Daylight robbery. That's why you employed the window cleaner. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 4 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I once borrowed a fiver off my daughter to pay the window cleaner. She charged me interest when I repaid her - £2. This was about an hour later. Interest rates high enough to make even the most hardened loan shark blush. She was 7 at the time. Daylight robbery. A qualified historian once charged his brother interest on a loan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 10, 2023 Author Share Posted March 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: A qualified historian once charged his brother interest on a loan. Extremely deep, esoteric P&B knowledge here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 7 minutes ago, throbber said: My girlfriends granny gave me £20 a few weeks ago and said buy something nice for the kids and I spent £9 of it on dinner plate dahlia tubers and the rest I spent on beer/wine for myself. That’s disgraceful. That’s £9 of decent beer tokens spunked on flowers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 10 minutes ago, throbber said: My girlfriends granny gave me £20 a few weeks ago and said buy something nice for the kids and I spent £9 of it on dinner plate dahlia tubers and the rest I spent on beer/wine for myself. 1 minute ago, coprolite said: That’s disgraceful. That’s £9 of decent beer tokens spunked on flowers. Agreed, buy the wee bastarts a chocolate bar then the rest should be on pints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 10, 2023 Author Share Posted March 10, 2023 Throbber clearly robbed his girlfriend's grandmother at knifepoint. It seems like the sort of thing he would do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 Trying to justify spending money on the drink is low key alcoholism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: A Glasgow man has been found guilty of a cashpoint armed robbery - of his own son! The 45 year old used a kitchen knife to threaten his victim at a cash point in the Cranhill area, unaware his target was his own son. Clearly! The charmer was jailed for just over two years. Have any P&Bers ever robbed their own son (or daughter)? Were any P&Bers ever robbed by their parents? Yes to the second question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 18 minutes ago, throbber said: How are you supposed to get drink if you don’t spend money on it? Steal it off your kids. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: A Glasgow man has been found guilty of a cashpoint armed robbery - of his own son! The 45 year old used a kitchen knife to threaten his victim at a cash point in the Cranhill area, unaware his target was his own son. Clearly! The charmer was jailed for just over two years. Have any P&Bers ever robbed their own son (or daughter)? Were any P&Bers ever robbed by their parents? Interestingly, wouldn’t that require the son to complain and prefer charges? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 1 hour ago, throbber said: As far as I’m concerned the £20 is still going on the kids in a roundabout way as the £20 I spend on beer and wine is £20 of my own money that i haven’t yet spent on my kids yet so everyone’s a winner. These things even themselves out over the season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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