scottsdad Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 22 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Dating myself here 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 25, 2023 Author Share Posted May 25, 2023 6 hours ago, RuMoore said: Can we include Tescos and Asdas? Only if we can add Asdar into the mix. I take it people got that from Sainsbury's. Mr Sainsbury had a shop, so presumably there must be a Mr Tesco and Mrs Asda (dunno why I'm gendering fictional supermarket owners, but there you go). Irrelevant, but there's an American chain called Fry's Food & Drug, which my son found amusing when he was wee. "What drug do they sell, dad?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 15 hours ago, BTFD said: Only if we can add Asdar into the mix. I take it people got that from Sainsbury's. Mr Sainsbury had a shop, so presumably there must be a Mr Tesco and Mrs Asda (dunno why I'm gendering fictional supermarket owners, but there you go). Irrelevant, but there's an American chain called Fry's Food & Drug, which my son found amusing when he was wee. "What drug do they sell, dad?" I know a guy who, donkey's years ago, worked for Associated Dairies before it was shortened to Asda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 06:24, Todd_is_God said: Seen a few belters over the years on twitter etc "Lack toast and tolerant" and "it's 10 the grease outside" a couple of notable examples. Unlike hand/hang gliding where, despite being wrong you can understand both why someone might not think this was wrong and the meaning is quite obvious, i'm often left wondering just what the f**k someone who thinks the likes of "lack toast and tolerant" is correct thinks it means... You need to stop eating toast. It is making you angry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 20 hours ago, scottsdad said: Reminds me of SABENA - Such a Bloody Experience Never Again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 For years growing up I thought it was called bad wire, it wasn't till I saw it written down that the penny dropped 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: I know a guy who, donkey's years ago, worked for Associated Dairies before it was shortened to Asda. Is it not 'donkey's ears'? Oh well, right thread then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Many a fine Broons comic revolved around Paw mishearing something and the subsequent high jinks that followed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-Toon Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Mataland 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curva Nord Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 I know someone that done there "hercules heal" Sore one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 22 hours ago, BTFD said: Irrelevant, but there's an American chain called Fry's Food & Drug, which my son found amusing when he was wee. "What drug do they sell, dad?" They also sell math books… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 11 minutes ago, TxRover said: They also sell math books… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 (edited) On 24/05/2023 at 13:20, Tony Ferrino said: Sandwich. Sangwich Edited May 26, 2023 by btb 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: Poor behavior. He's becoming a pain in the ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 25 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Poor behavior. He's becoming a pain in the ass. Arse, m8, arse…and “becoming”… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Duck tape 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 29 minutes ago, RawB93 said: Duck tape 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2023 Author Share Posted May 26, 2023 7 hours ago, TxRover said: They also sell math books… More like meth books in some parts of Phoenix. Hey, that must be the drug! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 9 hours ago, Curva Nord said: I know someone that done there "hercules heal" Sore one! Did you try that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2023 Author Share Posted May 26, 2023 Old but gold; who'd have thought so many of Twitter's ladies would be into that shit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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