Ya Bezzer! Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Xavi Simons has a bomb inserted in his anus that explodes if he gets a shot on target. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Just now, Ya Bezzer! said: Xavi Simons has a bomb inserted in his anus that explodes if he gets a shot on target. That could have been true of every player in the tournament, and we’d still have had a remarkably blood-free  couple of weeks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Couple of goals from Gap Co would be nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 The Hasish Derby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Neither of these teams are good enough to beat the jammy fuckers, I’m afraid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Gakpo 'like a bear running too fast down a hill'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Gakpo wanted a foul because the Turk hit his head with his bollocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 19 minutes ago, MazzyStar said: Calling Turkey Türkiye is like calling the Netherlands Nederland. Côte d’Ivoire set the trend - and Cymru could be next to follow. Not sure who exactly decides these things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 1 minute ago, eindhovendee said: Gakpo wanted a foul because the Turk hit his head with his bollocks. Another bollock thwack for Gakpo there. He’s covered in sweat already, and none his own 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Love me AK party, love me Hagia Sofia, love me ÖKK. Hate PKK (not racist, just don’t like em). Simple as 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishLoon Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Could Be proper awkward if kadioglu scores the winner in this game btw, he might not be allowed to go home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Like Motherwell, the Netherlands should play in white shorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Yilmaz is some player 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 4 minutes ago, Ya Bezzer! said: Xavi Simons has a bomb inserted in his anus that explodes if he gets a shot on target. His hair pleats are so tight they're pulling his feet out of his boots and upsetting his balance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Simao Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Are England in the semi finals?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Van Dijk at his best. He fucking lost it in his own box you fud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Van Dijk at his best. He fucking lost it in his own box you fud. That is his best these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 Just now, Jambomo said: That is his best these days Fair enough. #barclays 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 The Nigels are going to suffocate either of these teams and make the semi final an utter shitefest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 My word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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