Guest xbasslichtie Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 I couldna resist a fly wee punt on Ruggys burd, you never know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 I'm confident of a good performance from my cock (Trigger) in the Chicken Feet Handicap tomorrow. How are fellow cock trainers Bob McShug and Ned feeling about this race?I am not at all confident - Firstly I didn't realise that Lionel had already won three races with his previous owner - and as it's a handicap the wee fella will carry a weight penalty .Then I noticed the betting (see attachment) we're all outside bets ! I better start thinking about betting too to bring in some more cash.Apparently you get Job Seekers Allowance on a Monday - don't know how much though !(b.t.w Weirdo's in that race as well , he works beside me and has a habit of doing well in stuff like this , he's top of the SPL Prediction Thingy ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Its 0 years old, im builidng for the future anyone know how long a year is? Your Cocks age is in days . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFCinthearea Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 My cock has died already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruggy Bairn Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 My cock has died already Mine died too, but I've purchased a new one, and named him "Cuck Socker". Just about to check how he did in his first race, if he hasn't won I'm in the shit cause I'm skint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raving On Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Look what happens, I go away for a few hours have a race and when I get back my cock's lying there lifeless and my fu<king roosters dead too I'm not happy I've bough a Belgian Bearded....McSwally The Great B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Ruggy, yer fecking cock never came first, learn to handle it better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruggy Bairn Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Ok, My balance is £0.36...Should I... 1. Wait for my allowance tomorrow 2. Sell my cock that's worth £450 and buy a cheaper one Thoughts??? How the f'k did it come to be worth £450???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Mac Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Mines is now one day old, when do youse think i should start racing it?ITs name is Fud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 I bought Lionel for £337.92 , he's now worth £375.44 , I think different breeds mature faster . Where's our allowance ? I've got 9p in my account and the wee fella is starving Listen chief, I'm a bit peckish...ha! peckish, do you get it! I've got "Monk Wally de Honk" running in the next race in a different account (John Magnier) 6/1 joint favourite (I've put £100 on Stewie though just in case ) Did you sell Radford ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Got mine, £53 is in my account! Got the Xbasstinator for £53, is now worth £144 , and I put a couple bets on Magniers cocks, never won a bean, so its all yer fecking fault! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest God is a bairn Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 just registered my cock "baldy half incher" is running in the Chicken Feet Handicap Chase on 04/02/2004 and its at 3 to 1 the now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 just registered my cock "baldy half incher" is running in the Chicken Feet Handicap Chase on 04/02/2004 and its at 3 to 1 the now Mines is BHI and running soon. You realise the problem this site causes at work? I share this computer with a fellow forum member and therefore someone who else has a cock. I dont want to be caughting caught messing around with his cock or vice versa. And I certainly dont want to be caught asking him how his cock is doing. Even going to check if your cock is OK when in the office may even lead to strange looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 I put a couple bets on Magniers cocks, never won a bean, so its all yer fecking fault! The race isn't til tonight 2nd favourite now at 11/1 , I notice there are some "lesser" cocks entered now prepare to eat wee Monk's dust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruggy Bairn Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Cuck Socker running the night in the 20.00hrs. Getting a bit nervous, he's been for training and his message to me just now is, "Alright big guy, how's it hanging."? He's 19/1 at the minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Cuck Socker running the night in the 20.00hrs. Getting a bit nervous, he's been for training and his message to me just now is, "Alright big guy, how's it hanging."? He's 19/1 at the minute. Unlucky Ruggy that's the race Monk Wally de Honk is in and he's gonna kick ass . Have you noticed the odds on that race ? I've put bets on the 6 shortest odds , if any of them win I'll be buying a bigger Cock Pen . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Cuck Socker running the night in the 20.00hrs. Getting a bit nervous, he's been for training and his message to me just now is, "Alright big guy, how's it hanging."? He's 19/1 at the minute. Looks like it should be the P & B Novice Stakes. Think I will fire my money on the favourite to cover my entry money. I never was much of a gambler though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Unlucky Ruggy that's the race Monk Wally de Honk is in and he's gonna kick ass . 10th mind you I had £50 on the winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 BHI was disqualified from the Chicken Feet Novice Chase for over aggressive/violent conduct! Me violent and over aggressive - arsehole of a cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 I thought your cock was gonna come first Ned, but it just turned into a damp squib, I came fifth, above all you foos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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