Shaggy Jenkins Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Yer up against me, wonder who'll be top p&ber this time! 2nd Place well done. Think my cock needs a rest Mr T has worn him out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Oh yes I was desperate for the cash as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Ya wee b*****d xbass. I had 200 quid on you at 20 to 1. If that had come off I would have got 4 grand. Instead you finished a measly second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 so hows your cash then Simon? Im almost back up to my original five hunner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 200 quid left now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raving On Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 Greedy Grain Novice Hurdle - 12/02/2004 at 08:00 Put your life savings on Myles Faster to win. Legendary cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 Myles Faster best name so far a name subliminally inspired by Myles' hilarious walk perhaps ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raving On Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 Exactly! It's sort of a cross between a swagger and a gorilla walk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggy Jenkins Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 1 Fast Fucker 2 8 min 45 sec (owned by Röge-ö) 2 Speedy Goncocklaz 8 min 47 sec (owned by Cunning Planner) 3 Spaz 9 min 7 sec (owned by Dralik) 4 Spunky 9 min 9 sec (owned by Shaggy_Jenkins) 5 Terry Turbo 9 min 29 sec (owned by Tartpumper) 6 Ruggy's Pecker 9 min 30 sec (owned by Ruggy Bairn) 7 Big Cock 9 min 30 sec (owned by Bellski) 8 cockie lockie 9 min 32 sec (owned by dave1) 9 Kevin 9 min 33 sec (owned by Funky Freda) 10 KFC next stop ! 9 min 39 sec (owned by Se Draca) 11 Alright Hen? 9 min 41 sec (owned by cockhunter) 12 unnamed cock 9 min 45 sec (owned by PostaL_Dude89) 13 Flightlesswonder 9 min 51 sec (owned by Fast_AL) 14 unnamed cock 9 min 53 sec (owned by jojogun) disqualified SpeedSki 0 min 0 sec (owned by Donald) failed to turn up last spurt 0 min 0 sec (owned by andyfor) failed to turn up McCocky 0 min 0 sec (owned by Craigos+Timmo) failed to turn up Colin 0 min 0 sec (owned by craigyb85) failed to turn up Big Man Cock 0 min 0 sec (owned by Noel Whelan) Robbed fecking 2 seconds 2 seconds!!!! Needed the money too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raving On Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Has anyone won a race yet? Or is Myles Faster going to be the 1st? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Has anyone won a race yet? Or is Myles Faster going to be the 1st? Myles Faster wins Greedy Grain Novice Hurdle Well done RO & Myles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruggy Bairn Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 It tells me on my news page that Ruggy's Pecker has died But he's still there, telling me he was going to whistle a tune, and asking about the weather. I can still feed and water him, and he seems fine, his health is excellent. What the f'ks going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggy Jenkins Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Myles Faster wins Greedy Grain Novice HurdleWell done RO & Myles B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruggy Bairn Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 He's now entered in a race, saying Cock a doodle doo, and asking me how it's hanging......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raving On Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 B) Cheers £600 the drinks are on me tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Se Draca Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 He's now entered in a race, saying Cock a doodle doo, and asking me how it's hanging......... Maybe you've got a ghost of a cock ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waxoyl Fan Club Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Cicken Virus PanicA mystery chicken virus has swept through the market killing all of the cocks, and costing Noel Edmunds, the market owner, and estimated £2 billion. Traders have been forced to disinfect their stalls and the process of re-stocking will now begin. Cock handlers are urged to be patient throughout this troubled time. In a related incident it appears that all training has been cancelled due to fears of the virus spreading to other cocks. Famous cock trainer Mr T said "Don't be bringin no sick cocks in here sucka, before head butting our reporter. Now the virus appears to have been eradicated new training booking are being taken. Finally it appear that in the panic some spurious messages were sent out saying that owners cocks have died, when in fact they are perfectly healthy. Owners have been told to ignore the messages. I couldn't figure out how my cock had died yet it was saying it was hungry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Se Draca Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Not only is mine supposed to be dead but it got booted out of tonights race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Not only is mine supposed to be dead but it got booted out of tonights race Same with Puckered Starfish , he was due his debut tonight in the 21:00 race - now he's not in it and the race is full - I want my entry fee back Shaggy , you're in my race ya scab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully wee dave Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Cheers £600 the drinks are on me tonight I too was in that race i came second with king cluck looks like it was a p & b one-two. btw i also had a bet on your chicken to win so i got nearly 500 pound in total Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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