Jacksgranda Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 59 minutes ago, Romeo said: Mrs Romeo does this at places like braehead or Silverburn. Plenty of spaces a 60 second walk away from the front doors but she'd happily drive round and round the same bit to get a space as close as possible.Someone should kick her in the pie. She's married to you. I think she's suffered enough. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 The clock is ticking.... Hearing that phrase about 1000 times a day just now and it's getting on my tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 2 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: The clock is ticking.... Hearing that phrase about 1000 times a day just now and it's getting on my tits. How many times have you heard it today so far? Clock is ticking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Boghead ranter said: How many times have you heard it today so far? Clock is ticking. Sorry for the delay in responding. It's just gone from 575 to 576 thanks to you, so roughly on target. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Impersonators like McGowan and Culshaw , who appear on chat shows etc and just can’t be themselves, but insist on doing annoying fucking impressions . To be fair it’s probably due to the fact that in reality., they’re uninteresting, boring c***s 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: Impersonators like McGowan and Culshaw , who appear on chat shows etc and just can’t be themselves, but insist on doing annoying fucking impressions . To be fair it’s probably due to the fact that in reality., they’re uninteresting, boring c***s ^^^ Only An Excuse’s number one fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, IainMorton said: ^^^ Only An Excuse’s number one fan. ^^^ Exellent impersonation of a fud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Impersonators like McGowan and Culshaw , who appear on chat shows etc and just can’t be themselves, but insist on doing annoying fucking impressions . To be fair it’s probably due to the fact that in reality., they’re uninteresting, boring c***s Likewise, I get annoyed when comedians are the guests on topical shows (Saturday Kitchen is my example here) and feel the need to try and be really funny. The context is all wrong for their act and it just looks try hard. Just be yourself and go with the flow of the program 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Just now, Unleash The Nade said: ^^^ Exellent impersonation of a fud I don’t need to impersonate anyone to be a fud 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Likewise, I get annoyed when comedians are the guests on topical shows (Saturday Kitchen is my example here) and feel the need to try and be really funny. The context is all wrong for their act and it just looks try hard. Just be yourself and go with the flow of the program Saturday Kitchen's never been the same since James Martin flounced off in a huff. And don't get me started on Jolly Olly. I'd love to kick him in his smug face until my foot fell off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Saturday Kitchen's never been the same since James Martin flounced off in a huff. And don't get me started on Jolly Olly. I'd love to kick him in his smug face until my foot fell off.Yeah I must admit I see it less and less these days im not that arsed. Tebbutt is ok tbf. Olly is infuriating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Saturday Kitchen's never been the same since James Martin flounced off in a huff. And don't get me started on Jolly Olly. I'd love to kick him in his smug face until my foot fell off.Yeah I must admit I see it less and less these days im not that arsed. Tebbutt is ok tbf. Olly is infuriating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 6 minutes ago, Rugster said: Saturday Kitchen's never been the same since James Martin flounced off in a huff. And don't get me started on Jolly Olly. I'd love to kick him in his smug face until my foot fell off. Yeah I must admit I see it less and less these days im not that arsed. Tebbutt is ok tbf. Olly is infuriating. Yes Tebbut's the best of the lot they use to host it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Yes Tebbut's the best of the lot they use to host it. If Roux Jr returned so would I 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Just now, Bairnardo said: 1 minute ago, Rugster said: Yes Tebbut's the best of the lot they use to host it. If Roux Jr returned so would I I like him as a chef, but I think he comes across quite smug and awkward on that show. I never really get to watch it much now either, that time on a Saturday morning (and pretty much all other times) is Peppa fucking Pig anyway. Could recite most episodes Sky show word for word now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Rugster said: I like him as a chef, but I think he comes across quite smug and awkward on that show. I never really get to watch it much now either, that time on a Saturday morning (and pretty much all other times) is Peppa fucking Pig anyway. Could recite most episodes Sky show word for word now. We seem to have moved on to Paw Patrol. Although there's a younger granddaughter coming behind, so no doubt it'll soon be Peppa Pig again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: We seem to have moved on to Paw Patrol. Although there's a younger granddaughter coming behind, so no doubt it'll soon be Peppa Pig again. We went the other way, from Paw Patrol to Peppa* *I actually quite like Peppa Pig and laughed out loud at one particular scene in a recent-ish episode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 3 hours ago, Rugster said: Saturday Kitchen's never been the same since James Martin flounced off in a huff. And don't get me started on Jolly Olly. I'd love to kick him in his smug face until my foot fell off. Yeah I must admit I see it less and less these days im not that arsed. Tebbutt is ok tbf. Olly is infuriating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 On 17/01/2019 at 15:49, TheScarf said: Young lads about 19 or 20 who didn't really have bar etiquette figured out yet. All fucking standing a the bar drinking their cocktails I fucking hate youths. Probably paid by card too. c***s 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 3 hours ago, Rugster said: Yes Tebbut's the best of the lot they use to host it. If Roux Jr returned so would I He’s hosting tomorrow. Fannybaws is on it too though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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