Swampy Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 I do not relish reading these puns. Well you can just kiss my "buns", dicktree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Well you can just kiss my "buns", dicktree. These jokes are all shite. Big Mac. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 These jokes are all shite. Big Mac. Away and touch yersel', small fry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 (edited) There was burger all comedy in the last few posts. Im outraged! Edited February 15, 2007 by xbasslichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Bullies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 They should all be filleted, o' fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 They should all be filleted, o' fish. A useful McNugget of advice! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 A useful McNugget of advice! Now you're just over-egg(McMuffin)ing the pudding! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 (edited) Now you're just over-egg(McMuffin)ing the pudding! And that to me looks like a prime case of milk(shake)ing the joke. Do you think were taking this too far now? Anyway my petty thing. The ghastly cleaner was in today, so I got up at half 8 for my 11 oclock lecture so that I could avoid her. Got into uni...made some small talk, but at ten to eleven, I found out that my lecture wasnt on - b*****d! Its only the third time or so since December Ive been up before 10 am! Edited February 15, 2007 by xbasslichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Its only the third time or so since December Ive been up before 10 am! Just you wait. My final year at Uni I had one lecture a week and that was at 3pm on a Thursday. Since then every job I've had has involved some form of sleep deprivation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Just you wait. My final year at Uni I had one lecture a week and that was at 3pm on a Thursday. Since then every job I've had has involved some form of sleep deprivation Aye - Im in my final year now....the fact that I have to get up at 9 for my mot cars tomorrow is already filling me with dread! And all this pish about working in the day...right now I am the walking dead, thanks to years of training, my brain only functions late at night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Bullies. I consider myself a reformed bully and would like to point out that, at the time, some of us simply thought we were being hilarious. Of course, I have since seen the error of my ways and am now anti-bullying B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Not scrolling through 111 pages to see if this has been posted before! People leaving the office kettle with a teaspoonful of water in it at break time! Fill the damn thing up if you were last to use it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Apparently a wedding isn't between 2 people but between 2 people and every female they have ever met/are related to..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Not scrolling through 111 pages to see if this has been posted before!People leaving the office kettle with a teaspoonful of water in it at break time! Fill the damn thing up if you were last to use it! Why should they? Re-filling a kettle that may only be used to fill a single cup of coffee is enormously wasteful; it uses excess water and excess electricity. People should fill kettles with as much as they need - and no more than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Apparently a wedding isn't between 2 people but between 2 people and every female they have ever met/are related to..... Warned you! Put your foot down man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 It's worse if she's an only child. It then becomes her mum's wedding as well. Only daughter which I guess is the same thing in this instance. And first wedding in my family (my brother and sister are useless singletons) so my mum cant stop interfering either. God help us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Warned you! Put your foot down man! But you're a woman! You're part of the problem! My foot is down but seems to be getting tramped on by lots of women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 But you're a woman! You're part of the problem! My foot is down but seems to be getting tramped on by lots of women. A lot of men would pay good money for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Only daughter which I guess is the same thing in this instance. And first wedding in my family (my brother and sister are useless singletons) so my mum cant stop interfering either. God help us. ayrgirl and I went out one night for a drink and sat down and planned our wedding. We got to 200 names and stopped in sheer despair. We ended up in the registry office in her village and back for a meal at the local pub, with 20 people. It was brilliant! Keep the faith, everything will work out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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