Fudge Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Fudge is without question my favourite person ever.That is all. I wuv you too doobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bav Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Folk who don't cover the nose when they're sneezing. I've just seen a guy walking up Union St and he sneezed so hard I could actually see the snot spraying everywhere for some unsuspecting passer by to walk right in to! Clatty pig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Folk who don't cover the nose when they're sneezing.I've just seen a guy walking up Union St and he sneezed so hard I could actually see the snot spraying everywhere for some unsuspecting passer by to walk right in to! Clatty pig Why do these posts always get made around lunchtime...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 It would seem that I put too much pepper on my pieces this morning. Fucksakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 In hospital from 11 last night finally got out at 3, no sleep. Feck sake! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 In hospital from 11 last night finally got out at 3, no sleep. Feck sake! Nothing serious I hope, big yin?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Nothing serious I hope, big yin?! Nah ill be fine Caught a nice hook off a pyshco last night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Nah ill be fine Caught a nice hook off a pyshco last night aye, bum raping off 'her' from bebo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severus Snape Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Can I have some halibut please? If I had any it would be coming your way son. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 aye, bum raping off 'her' from bebo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 aye, bum raping off 'her' from bebo Naw mate!, fucking sare as hell, plus no sleep at all . A small drink is in order tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_russian Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 aye, bum raping off 'her' from bebo I told you not to meet up with "her" Gav, you only have yourself to blame. Hopefully the doctor managed to put your arse back together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Naw mate!, fucking sare as hell, plus no sleep at all . A small drink is in order tonight. I'd want to drown my sorrows as well if I'd been found to have been slobbering over a fictional girl's bebo, which is actually run by a paedophile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 1. The weather changing every six seconds. 2. Work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerwickMad Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 All true, sadly. Just enjoy his touch-line hissy-fits when things don't go so well! He left because he fucked up and was shit in the 2nd Nick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Opening a bottle of wine to find it tastes horrible - and to add to the irritation, opened it after 10, so couldnt go get another or a few beers. Shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timster Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 A lavvy seat that won't stay up . you know it won't and linger for a few seconds ,sure as f**k you let your guard down and it falls . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I only knew that 'cos Mrs Kilt used it occassionally. I thought it was just a 'wimmin's' thing! FFS Kilt! How on earth you got away with not having to use it yourself in that case is a wonder! Please don't elaborate though!!! Fudge is without question my favourite person ever. Well make sure he's using a condom. You wouldn't want to go catching his latest affliction! Folk who don't cover the nose when they're sneezing. My friend was in Asda once, near the "choose your own" salad bar with loads of open bowls so you could just fill up a tub with whatever you fancied. A small boy was stood with his chin resting on the bar just by the bowls and let out a sudden sneeze. Without turning away or covering his nose/mouth! I've never eaten from the salad bar since! Opening a bottle of wine to find it tastes horrible - and to add to the irritation, opened it after 10, so couldnt go get another or a few beers. And what was wrong with Tesco? Or Asda? Or any of the other places you could've got alcohol at that time of night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 And what was wrong with Tesco? Or Asda? Or any of the other places you could've got alcohol at that time of night? I think he'd be struggling to buy it from there too..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 i feel rotten and im back out on the piss in 2 hours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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