An Sionnach Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I just keep going in to have a look and knock the total up by one.... Curse you, you heartless swine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I parked my car in Greenock town center today, went and cashed a cheque, went back to the car. Opened the car, sat in it and as I sat in it I touched the steering wheel and the c**t locked. I tried the usual procedure of putting the key in the ignition and wiggling the steering wheel. Fail. I'm going to fucking kill someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 When your fella eats all the ice creams and biscuits in the house while you're out at work eating a lunch consisting purely of fruit and yogurt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hahn Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 As I say, it tasted a lot better than I remember from my drinking apprenticeship in the late 90s. That said, I had consumed 6 pints prior to ordering it, so may have been overcome by nostalgia at that point. McEwan's is the worst thing.....ever. There are several rotten drinks you can have pints of....but McEwan's tops the shite pile. Next is Carlsberg, that is simply a shite beer. Who makes this shit? And how do they pass all the restrictions for health and safety and all that shit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Anyone fancy an argument? I'm up for one after another shitty day at the office. Example: Boss: "Do we have any space in any of our offices? Me: "Yes but only in Stirling, Dundee and Falkirk. Boss: "Ok, let me know where I can put 30 staff in Fife" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Shedloads of work to do tommorow morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 We have a new error message at work that I was able to work around until tonight when I just couldn't solve it. Called the escalation team a few times regarding the problem and sent them an e-form documenting the problem and then had it pointed out to me that we got an e-mail regarding new diagnostics for the fault. Went into a 5 minute rant in front of my whole team and argued with them about how they all had a different e-mail to me and how much I was pissed off that I'd been wasting time trying to go another route because I hadn't been sent the appropriate e-mail. Then I found the e-mail that they were talking about. Very embarrassing, made a total c**t of myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Going to bed feeling wiped after a long day at work, followed by a gruelling session at the gym. Just staying awake long enough to see the outcome of the Champions League games to find you can't bloody sleep I'm shattered. If I'm crabbit during the course of the day, then f**k OFF!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I don't have a hangover today.No booze last night and i still feel crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ss..schlecht Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I don't have a hangover today.No booze last night and i still feel crap. And that's why you feel crap. Should always have some for medicinal purposes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 So far I've escorted two contractors in, an interpreter, collected the post and had to walk round to the engineering office on the far side of the airport and then call in at Terminal 2 to speak to easyjet. My wee legs are aching and it's only 11:30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerwickMad Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 So far I've escorted two contractors in, an interpreter, collected the post and had to walk round to the engineering office on the far side of the airport and then call in at Terminal 2 to speak to easyjet. My wee legs are aching and it's only 11:30. Lucky you. Wish I had things to do like that rather than sit here all day, polish my tool, or stand at the desk waiting for someone to come in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) Lucky you. Wish I had things to do like that rather than sit here all day, polish my tool, or stand at the desk waiting for someone to come in. You might want to rephrase that.........or did you really mean it?! Edited March 12, 2009 by Kilt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerwickMad Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 You might want to rephrase that.........or did you really mean it?! Well I mean dust the tools and stuff I sell in the engineering stores I work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 So far I've escorted two contractors in, an interpreter, collected the post and had to walk round to the engineering office on the far side of the airport and then call in at Terminal 2 to speak to easyjet. My wee legs are aching and it's only 11:30. I picked up parts from engineering to take to Gatwick. They had to be there 8 am ish . I picked them up in Glasgow about tea time.I asked the guy i all seriousness,why dont you fly them down? He said they didn't want them to get lost as they were urgent. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Posters who use the phrase "According to my source..." or "It's my understanding that..." to imply they somehow have some secret contact at the highest echelons of football leaking them information out to post on the internet. Without exception, anyone who uses either of these phrases is a liar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Posters who use the phrase "According to my source..." or "It's my understanding that..." to imply they somehow have some secret contact at the highest echelons of football leaking them information out to post on the internet. Without exception, anyone who uses either of these phrases is a liar. I never use the first but frequently use the second. I use it not to indicate that I have some deeper knowledge but in fact to indicate that I may be wrong and I'm not sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Posters who use the phrase "According to my source..." or "It's my understanding that..." to imply they somehow have some secret contact at the highest echelons of football leaking them information out to post on the internet. Without exception, anyone who uses either of these phrases is a liar. According to my source.Chris Killen was coming to Hearts in the transfer window. I was wrong.So was my source,who is now my ex source. Actually it is someone i know a wee bit who,s mum works at Hearts. I take your point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Posters who use the phrase "According to my source..." or "It's my understanding that..." to imply they somehow have some secret contact at the highest echelons of football leaking them information out to post on the internet. Without exception, anyone who uses either of these phrases is a liar. According to my source and indeed it's my understanding that Jim Pansy is a highly intelligent, well respected poster who is blessed with an endless stream of attractive young ladies begging for his attention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Trust you auld yin! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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