fafc1885 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) A flee bite? nope, a human bite its nothing to do with a fight or anything, its to do with my name EDIT: Christ i cant spell Edited May 29, 2009 by fafc1885 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 nope, a human bite its nothing to do with a fight or anyhting, its to do wtih my name The f**k's your name like!? Lee Munch!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) The f**k's your name like!? Lee Munch!? no edit: im getting called Flee because im called Lee and i dont know why i mentioned about getting bitten f**k, im bored Edited May 29, 2009 by fafc1885 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 no edit: im getting called Flee because im called Lee and i dont know why i mentioned about getting bitten f**k, im bored I'm going to nickname you Enigma for reasons I would have thought rather transparent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Rangers fans i.e. armchair supporters. Fannies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I'm going to nickname you Enigma for reasons I would have thought rather transparent. explain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 explain That's fantastic, Enigma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Rangers fans i.e. armchair supporters. Fannies. i hate people that say they support a team but only watch them when its a cup final/game against a big team 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I was out in Perth last night and I asked a girl if she had balls (silly i know) so she preceeded to punch me full in the face about six times. I stood there and basicly let her carry on with a half smile half what the f**k is she doing look on my face. End of the night comes, she sees me drags me to the side and has a go at me. I apologise and explain it's my friends birthday and he asked me to ask her. She is having none of it and preceeds to punch me some more. Whilst I am being hit her friend puts a fag out on my face. So I wake up with a bruised face and a blister from the fag. So in conclusion my pttgoyn is mental girls in Perth. Strikes me you need to borrow her balls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I couldn't really do anything though. Hit her back or stand there like a man and take it were my choices. I think I chose the right one tbf. So you end up with a face like a burst ba'? Nah, she started the physical stuff - I believe Monster would recommend "Kicking her in the Pie". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I was out in Perth last night and I asked a girl if she had balls (silly i know) so she preceeded to punch me full in the face about six times. I stood there and basicly let her carry on with a half smile half what the f**k is she doing look on my face. End of the night comes, she sees me drags me to the side and has a go at me. I apologise and explain it's my friends birthday and he asked me to ask her. She is having none of it and preceeds to punch me some more. Whilst I am being hit her friend puts a fag out on my face. So I wake up with a bruised face and a blister from the fag. So in conclusion my pttgoyn is mental girls in Perth. Surely the thing that's really annoying is the fact you brought it on yourself by acting like a fanny? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 There is no denying that it was a silly thing to do, but I hardly think saying something in jest warrants a serious assault. Why not go to the police? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 f**k that, if a girl was doing that to me, i'd punch her in thepuss as hard as i possibly could. Hard enough to dish it out so hard enough to take it back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I'm sure any reasonable women who posts on here would openly admit that if they punched anyone, let along a man, in the face 6 times, they'd expect a gid ain in return. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 There is no denying that it was a silly thing to do, but I hardly think saying something in jest warrants a serious assault. Will you be doing it again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 A girl slapped me in a chippy in Aberdeen (the cousin of Paul Dixon of Dundee Utd fame, as she repeatedly told me). Rage built up inside me because we were surrounded by other people so I could do nothing. Had this been a quiet street I would have had no hesitation in caving in the left hand side of her face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I was out in Perth last night and I asked a girl if she had balls (silly i know) so she preceeded to punch me full in the face about six times. I stood there and basicly let her carry on with a half smile half what the f**k is she doing look on my face. End of the night comes, she sees me drags me to the side and has a go at me. I apologise and explain it's my friends birthday and he asked me to ask her. She is having none of it and preceeds to punch me some more. Whilst I am being hit her friend puts a fag out on my face. So I wake up with a bruised face and a blister from the fag. So in conclusion my pttgoyn is mental girls in Perth. If you went to the Ice Factory it's your own fault 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 So you end up with a face like a burst ba'?Nah, she started the physical stuff - I believe Monster would recommend "Kicking her in the Pie". No way! The guy was trying to be a smartarse by asking her a pathetic question - and she answered it pretty well I think. If I'd been there I'd have held her coat while she battered the weedy ned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose Moron Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 A girl slapped me in a chippy in Aberdeen (the cousin of Paul Dixon of Dundee Utd fame, as she repeatedly told me).Rage built up inside me because we were surrounded by other people so I could do nothing. Had this been a quiet street I would have had no hesitation in caving in the left hand side of her face. I admire your honesty. Takes a brave man to admit that they would smack a woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I've learnt my lesson. So this was actually a moment of personal growth and you should be grateful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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