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Guest The Phoenix
i see everyone's had a laugh at me for last night <_<

it wasnt even me that was speakin, my friends were just being fuckin idiots

Don't take it to heart.

Folk on here are only having a laugh.

Not one of them won't have got up to the same sort of nonsense at one time or another.

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i see everyone's had a laugh at me for last night <_<

it wasnt even me that was speakin, my friends were just being fuckin idiots

:bairn:bairn:bairn:bairn

whhhhaaaaaaaaaa whhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i just checked my shoe because i thought i could smell bull shit but seems it was coming from my screen

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I appear to have acquired a midgie bite on my left nipple. Repeatedly scratching one's tit whilst sat in an office full of women is likely to land me a place on the register.

Just announce out loud that "A MIDGIE HAS BITTEN MY TIT!" then folk'll know that you're not being pervy.

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Or send a circular....

'Wearealldoomed is scratching his tit because a midgie bit it, not because he is trying to turn you on'.

"however, feel free to lend a hand if you wish"

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