Raith Against The Machine Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I woke up this morning to the sound of a wasp going crazy trying to figure out how to get out of the window. Naturally, I was up like a shot and ran into the toilet to escape the beast. Anyway, I thought that was the last of it, until I was out the back a few minutes ago and this big wasp b*****d chased me through the house and up the stairs. Once again I found myself in the toilet for my own safety. I like this. It's like the end of the first chapter in a novel. I can't wait until chapter 38 to hear the undoubtedly mundane end to this link! As for PTTGOYN - the car's in the garage today having one of the rear wheel bearings replaced, and I've got a ridiculous urge to go for burl all over the place 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Aha, that's a different photo from the last one - and it looks like she's blowing us all a kiss! Sweet. And, no, now I don't think she is one of the two lasses on the sofa at Walkabout. Oh and Toma, I'm disappointed in you - it's only a WASP, FFS! What do you mean ONLY a wasp? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 What do you mean ONLY a wasp? I think he means man up. Also excuse me for being a total fud but how do you change the writing under your avater ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 What do you mean ONLY a wasp? I think he means man up. Exactly! It's not even as big as your finger..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I think he means man up.Also excuse me for being a total fud but how do you change the writing under your avater ? Man up? It's a wasp! I remember a wasp chased me out of Subway once, I couldn't give a f**k. It didn't even matter that the places was full of good looking women. I don't like wasps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Man up? It's a wasp! I remember a wasp chased me out of Subway once, I couldn't give a f**k. It didn't even matter that the places was full of good looking women. I don't like wasps. I feel ashamed of myself no knowing that..... ...here you go mate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 In fairness to Toma, wasps can be pretty scary b*****ds at time. The Gray Ghost has been wasped before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I dont like wasps either, im allergic to the fucking things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 In fairness to Toma, wasps can be pretty scary b*****ds at time. The Gray Ghost has been wasped before. The only things I'm scared of are wasps, bees and lobsters. I scream like a girl when a wasp comes near me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 The only things I'm scared of are wasps, bees and lobsters.I scream like a girl when a wasp comes near me. You had many run ins with lobsters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) You had many run ins with lobsters? Many a school trip to the Sea Life Centre was plagued by lobster riddled handling pools. Edited June 23, 2009 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I had a friend in Brighton who tried cooking lobster once. It didn't go too well! She got a big pan of water on the oven, dropped the lobster in a turned the heat on. Then she had screaming hab-dabs for five minutes as the lobster understandably tried climbing out of the rapidly heating up pan and Carol tried to beat it back in again with a wooden spoon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I'm scared of sea dwelling crabs. My feet automatically lift off the ground if one comes on the telly. When I'm sitting down of course as I can't levitate yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Exactly! It's not even as big as your finger..... That picture just sent a shudder up my spine. Absolutely hate wasps!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I had a friend in Brighton who tried cooking lobster once. It didn't go too well!She got a big pan of water on the oven, dropped the lobster in a turned the heat on. Then she had screaming hab-dabs for five minutes as the lobster understandably tried climbing out of the rapidly heating up pan and Carol tried to beat it back in again with a wooden spoon! You are supposed to put them into boiling water... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Snuffleupagus Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 fucking fetish websites and shite like that Share the passwords. I'm sure someone will get use out of them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 f**k knows why i laughed at Toma hating wasps, i hate them aswell (and dogs) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I think he means man up.Also excuse me for being a total fud but how do you change the writing under your avater ? You can only change it after your 5000th post neebs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I'm scared of sea dwelling crabs.My feet automatically lift off the ground if one comes on the telly. When I'm sitting down of course as I can't levitate yet. "Yet" being the key word. Anyway, It's good to see I'm not the only one shit feart of wasps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 You are supposed to put them into boiling water... Och, I know that! She was trying to do a special meal for her boyfriend but got well out of her culinary depth! The image of her dancing round the kitchen hitting the thing with a spoon at arms length had us all rolling on the floor when she told us what had happened! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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