kiwififer Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Are you trying to induce labour? Stop trying to be eleqent, yer a fifer FFS. The correct phrase is 'are you better soon'. Which I personally hate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'm just really really really REALLY fed up of being pregnant! Are you past due date? Stop trying to be eleqent, yer a fifer FFS.The correct phrase is 'are you better soon'. Which I personally hate. Never understood that one myself. "Bend err hen, ah'm gonnae make ye no well" wouldn't get me anywhere either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 (edited) Friday Night With Jonathon Ross. Ross introduces Paulo Nuitini."Paulo grew up above a chip shop in Glasgow" *Paulo sits there and grins* Now sorry, that really gets my fucking goat. Not only can the BBC not even tell the difference between Scotland's biggest city and its biggest town, but Nuitini doesn't even want to correct him. Dirty wannabe weegie c**t Hmm, I hope he shoves it right back at Woss, but he did run Paisley down which was widely reported in the press so I'll wait to judge after he's had his turn. Leave the "Timm" (sic) bit out - that's just inviting trouble! Curry's done f'ck all... It was nice though, to be fair. I've heard that, to get baby moving, a bout of feisty sex is a good idea! Speak to the boy and see if he's game! I'm only repeating an old wive's tale - don't beat me up about it! Edited July 10, 2009 by Andy.C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Someone in my area is setting off fireworks.. They scare me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'm just really really really REALLY fed up of being pregnant! No' be long, then the real fun begins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 ...but he did run Paisley down which was widely reported in the press so I'll wait to judge after he's had his turn. So he's not altogether without sense and observation then? Good for him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 So he's not altogether without sense and observation then? Good for him! I'm an 'Interlowper' - ain't for me to judge but a shed load of Paisleyites are mighty pissed off with him! I'll stand back and watch the fireworks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Are you past due date? No, not yet. If I feel like this now, what will I be like when I go over?! : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 No, not yet. If I feel like this now, what will I be like when I go over?! : 'If' dear, 'If' - think positive You are approaching your Earth Motherhood - Blessed Be! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 (edited) I don't care how much discomfort Reina is in, my left nostril is blocked with the hayfever, but the right one is fine, which has got to be far, far worse. The fucking b*****ding thing won't clear! Ive been trying the trick where you push your nose and forehead to no effect, I have been blowing out what seems like 10 litres of swimming pool water from earlier on, and it just keeps on fucking blocking. Gaah. I decided to try and clear my nose with cotton buds, and thats just made things dramatically worse and more painful. Edited, I've also decided to give the chilli and tabasco sauce roll a miss this time. Last time it cleared my nose but left me in pain. Why is it only one nostril? Why won't it clear? Edited July 10, 2009 by xbl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I don't care how much discomfort Reina is in, my left nostril is blocked with the hayfever, but the right one is fine, which has got to be far, far worse. The fucking b*****ding thing won't clear! Ive been trying the trick where you push your nose and forehead to no effect, I have been blowing out what seems like 10 litres of swimming pool water from earlier on, and it just keeps on fucking blocking. Gaah.I decided to try and clear my nose with cotton buds, and thats just made things dramatically worse and more painful. Oh do yuo ever stop moaning man....get a grip! Have a chilli/cayenne pepper/tabasco sauce concoction and see if that clears it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Leave the "Timm" (sic) bit out - that's just inviting trouble! Yeah sorry about that, I just care so passionately about Paisley and hate it when people just snub it to give them some sort of higher sense of self esteem. The naughty word was uncalled for and was purely Celtic related, it wasn't meant in a religious sense. I've rightly been slapped on the wrist for my actions P.S. I still stand by the other stuff I said about him In saying that he is one talented musician and singer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I don't care how much discomfort Reina is in, my left nostril is blocked with the hayfever, Oh well boo hoo, let's roll out the fecking violins. I'm sorry xbl but do you know how insensitive that sounds? I'm sure it was said in jest but come on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 (edited) No need to be nasty. Just because your no well dosnt mean ye need to be nasty and say things like "i dont care how much discomfort reina is in" just who the f**k do you think you are?Twat Oh, I see you are posting in well thought out and sensible paragraphs at the moment. Have you forgotten your character? I am stressed with work, my nose is blocked, and I am a very, very angry man. Bring it on, you scummy dundonian scummer! Have a chilli/cayenne pepper/tabasco sauce concoction and see if that clears it! I said above I wasn't going down that route......but this is really irritating me. I reckon if I grill a burger, I could add enough chilli stuff to it to remove my entire fucking sinus...its tempting. Btw people its meant to sound petty! I think comparing the burden of a first time mother close to birth to a blocked nostril is just ridiculous enough so that it shouldn't be taken seriously. But then, after seeing the reaction to kilts "car crash posting" last night, maybe I have too high an opinion of the general intelligence of this forum. Edited July 10, 2009 by xbl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 No need to be nasty. Just because your no well dosnt mean ye need to be nasty and say things like "i dont care how much discomfort reina is in" just who the f**k do you think you are?Twat Chill out man! I'm 100% certain that xbl didn't mean what he said maliciously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 It's kicking off again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 And wait...why is anyone kicking off? This seems as pointless as ever... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 It's kicking off again! Yeah? What about it? And wait...why is anyone kicking off? This seems as pointless as ever... Yeah? f**k you! Foreign c**t! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Stop being a dick 2 people have thought this and this wouldnt be the first time xbl/greyghost/whoever he wants to call himself has been malicious And it wouldn't be the first time you've been a deluded, deliberately duplicitous doughnut. Btw Reina, I hope my original comment didn't sound insensitive, but unlike some of the cretins on this forum, I credit you with a modicum of intelligence. We may not have met personally, and I may not know you as well as, say, Evie, but good luck with it and all that. Anything else to say Gman? You filthy scummer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 It's kicking off again! Popcorn time????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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