capybara Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I may as well kick off the morning bus rant. The driver this morning didn't know the route so instead of asking one of the passengers, he sat in a bus stop for ages, waiting for the next bus, so he could follow him.When one of the guys offered to help him out by standing by his cab and directing him, he said in his broken English (but of course) that it wasn't allowed and he had to wait for the next one. Then there was roadworks in Rutherglen, meaning the road leading down the cross is closed for three weeks Fucking peachy! Morning Doc.As it is Capy,s birthday Capy is in a good mood .Look a wee smile.I also have the day off so i am bus free.I hope to be picking up my new(2nd hand) motor soon,so i can wrap myself up in my cocoon again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Morning Doc.As it is Capy,s birthday Capy is in a good mood .Look a wee smile.I also have the day off so i am bus free.I hope to be picking up my new(2nd hand) motor soon,so i can wrap myself up in my cocoon again. Happy birthday dude, but isn't that a RTBC? Or are you depressed that you are that year older? What age are you now anyway? It's my birthday four weeks today and I've got my day off booked already. Good luck with the new capymobile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Happy birthday dude, but isn't that a RTBC? Or are you depressed that you are that year older? What age are you now anyway? That's because he hasn't put his details on his profile! Age Unknown Male edinburgh/stirling Birthday Unknown We'll just have to take his word for it that it's his birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPY! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Happy birthday dude, but isn't that a RTBC? Or are you depressed that you are that year older? What age are you now anyway? It's my birthday four weeks today and I've got my day off booked already.Good luck with the new capymobile Late 40,s.I lost a tooth on Sat,it is-down hill from now on.. Cheers for the good wishes. Actually i stopped worrying about my age after my 3oth.God i was depressed about that.I am told that i look about 10 years younger than i am so..i go with the flow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Morning Doc.As it is Capy,s birthday Capy is in a good mood .Look a wee smile.I also have the day off so i am bus free.I hope to be picking up my new(2nd hand) motor soon,so i can wrap myself up in my cocoon again. Happy birthday bud, enjoy the blow job off yer missus later the day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 (edited) My wisdom tooth is really sore, and I have a scratchy feeling in the back of my throat. Am I dying? Edited to add: And I smell. I keep forcing out the smelliest farts. Even the little man is turning his nose up at them. I need a hug. Edited July 27, 2009 by Adam_Wee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 That's because he hasn't put his details on his profile!We'll just have to take his word for it that it's his birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPY! Cheers Kilt.I dont want to put toooooo much info up there,you need to keep a degree of mystery... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Happy birthday bud, enjoy the blow job off yer missus later the day I may be to pissed to realise that it has happened... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Cheers Kilt.I dont want to put toooooo much info up there,you need to keep a degree of mystery... You do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Need to wait for my dad to get out the bath so I can get a shower 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Folk constantly pointing out spelling mistakes in posts, followed by a ' ' Just fuck off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Folk constantly pointing out spelling mistakes in posts, followed by a ' 'Just fuck off. Agreed. I'd see the point if you couldn't understand what the person was trying to type but the spelling police tend to rear their pedantic heads even when it's an obvious typo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 You do? Not really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 What do you have a masters degree and phd in? Physics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Physics I don't know why they are over-looking that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm so bored. My days are shit and all the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumfriesBear Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Went to the dentist this morning and when he was giving me local anaesthetic he hit the jaw bone and it was sore as f**k! Still can't eat on the right side of my mouth and my face is still numb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Need to wait for my dad to get out the bath so I can get a shower Why didn't you just get in anyway? It's not like you have to lie down in the water with him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm so bored. My days are shit and all the same. Join the feckin club bud. The only people I really want to see are away or 'ocupied'. "Fancy doing something today mate?" "No sorry I'm at my girlfriends, maybe cya at this party later" It's not going to be a party. This guy only really invites guys. I'm in no mood for a "lads night in" at the moment, I'm on the rebound and want plenty of girls there. I'm bored out my mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Why didn't you just get in anyway? It's not like you have to lie down in the water with him. Can take the tinker out of Paisley... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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