TheDoctor Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 He'll have washed up outside the pub and figured that while he was there, he may as well stop in and harrass the landlady a bit. I'm sure he's fine and in his element as I type.Or, of course, he's deliberately not come back after that post so everyone starts going "Oooh, I hope Kilt's alright. I'm really worried about him now". He'll just be annoyed it's taken until this time for anyone to notice. Quite possibly. Do you think he'll have posted that last post on purpose? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 .............and will shag ANYTHING! your posting style and content leads me -I'm sure totally erroneously- to the thought "pot, kettle, black". but as I say I'm sure totally erroneous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 YOUR FACE is a toaster. And your arse is an oven. Care to cook my sausage? Yeah, it is pretty hot. thnx babez There is a guy on my works database called Mr Toasterface. Can't eat my, can't eat my, oh you can't eat my Mr. Toasterface. Pregnancy thread Hootie McFanny not being nice Toma nae mates also G_Man, what's with the hate? Anyway, shite gig tonight. I fucked my finger in the second song and it's come out in a horrible lump. My mic stand also fell during the first song meaning I had to run over to my mate and go all glam rock on the one mic. My lead kept falling out and on the whole, I had a rubbish gig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 How were the other bands? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 How were the other bands? One band pulled out. The Lonely Souls aren't my cup of tea, but our guitarist bought a cd from the guy you know. Croma were brilliant. They just sounded huge. It's not particularly my thing vocally, but musically they were right on the button tonight, aside from a few early slip ups from the drummer Please don't ask the guys in Croma how we played! I had a chat with their bassist before we went on, and I don't even want to know what they had to say about our set! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 your posting style and content leads me -I'm sure totally erroneously- to the thought "pot, kettle, black". but as I say I'm sure totally erroneous. There have undeniably been a few horrorshows, but by and large I am normally able to attract a reasonable standard of female (somehow), though I am a good boy and so those days are long gone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 One band pulled out. The Lonely Souls aren't my cup of tea, but our guitarist bought a cd from the guy you know.Croma were brilliant. They just sounded huge. It's not particularly my thing vocally, but musically they were right on the button tonight, aside from a few early slip ups from the drummer Please don't ask the guys in Croma how we played! I had a chat with their bassist before we went on, and I don't even want to know what they had to say about our set! I'll probably see the guys from Croma tomorrow night. I'll pass on your kind words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Left a nightclub because a mate was apparently about to get a kicking, I fucking get outside and everybodys standing about, the mate that was about to get done is away in a taxi and a few of the rest are still inside. Due to Greenock having a 11:30 curfew, I can't get back inside. Absolute b*****d. Atleast I got to jump about to 'Sally Cinnamon' before I left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Get it right roon yees, ya PnB fuckfaces!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 (edited) Sad wankers like Denji, Proud To Be A Diamond, el Gringo, Splosion Man, Vectron, DanElderRRFC, Le Italiano Being on PnB at this time. pfft. get a life Edited August 15, 2009 by MattBairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denji Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Sad wankers like Denji, Proud To Be A Diamond, el Gringo, Splosion Man, Vectron, DanElderRRFC, Le Italiano Being on PnB at this time. pfft. get a life Come and have a go you c**t! dENJI > MatthBairan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Pfftt Drunkards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Sad wankers like Denji, Proud To Be A Diamond, el Gringo, Splosion Man, Vectron, DanElderRRFC, Le Italiano Being on PnB at this time. pfft. get a life Get tae f**k! Its what I do after a night on the lash! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 My drains are so fucked there is a lovely smell of rotten eggs and piss coming out of my sinks and bath. Yay! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Also I think my c**t of a neighbour is going to tell me to shut up again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Also I think my c**t of a neighbour is going to tell me to shut up again Punt him in the chops! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Punt him in the chops! 'Do you know where I'm from? Yes, that's right, Paisley. f**k off before I place a phone call to my local young team. Run along sir' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 'Do you know where I'm from? Yes, that's right, Paisley. f**k off before I place a phone call to my local young team. Run along sir' KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING CHOPS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Having a numb arse is awful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING CHOPS! Who do you think I am? I'm no Partick Fan! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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