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The weather!

Aye, it's absolutely wringing wet in Paisley too! Tail end of hurricane Bill apparently! <_<

had the piss taken out of me yesterday by some foreign bird

i was walking in front of her in the corridor and she went 'Oh, a ginger man, wow' <_<

:lol:

You sure she was foreign as opposed to just observant?

I'd have expected some sort of "twang" to her comment -

e.g. If she was French - Oooh La La, Mon Dieu! Un homme au gingembre!!

Or even -

Oh, ein Ingwermann, wow! - ¡Oh, un hombre del jengibre, guau! - Oh, un uomo dello zenzero, distorsione di velocità! - OH, ένα άτομο πιπεροριζών, καταπληκτική επιτυχία! - Oh, человек имбиря, вау! - ああ、ショウガの人、ワウ! - Oh, een gembermens, wow!

B)

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yes, im pretty sure she was foreign

how many scottish people do you see speaking in a ukrainian accent and called an unpronounceable name?

Ah, Ukrainian - Ах, імбир людини, Wow! ;)

She may have been Polish though - Oh, ginger człowiek, wow!

Or even Lithuanian - Oi, imbieras vyras, wow!

Or Lativian - Ak, ingveru Vīrietis, wow!

:D

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yes, im pretty sure she was foreign

how many scottish people do you see speaking in a ukrainian accent and called an unpronounceable name?

To be honest, fafc, without wishing to add to your troubles, I've never seen anyone speaking, let alone a Scottish person. :(

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Ah, Ukrainian - Ах, імбир людини, Wow! ;)

She may have been Polish though - Oh, ginger człowiek, wow!

Or even Lithuanian - Oi, imbieras vyras, wow!

Or Lativian - Ak, ingveru Vīrietis, wow!

:D

are you just gonna call me ginger in every language you can think of? <_<

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are you just gonna call me ginger in every language you can think of? <_<

No, just the ones he can find on a free online translation site.

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Och, rumbled! <_< Spoilsport! :(

Recevez-le le droit en haut vous!

Bringen Sie es Sie in Ordnung!

Поймите это правильно Вы!

Acierte en ello usted!

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Had a Gareth Wardlaw-esque fall last night playing football. Was trying to catch my mate who had skinned me and clipped his heels. All I heard was two crunches and thought "aww f**k: I've broken my collarbone". Fortunately, It isn't broken but only bruised but still hurts when I move it. I'm going to be frustrated at the football tonight...I'll probably be identified by anyone who doesn't know me as the silly fucker walking about with one shoulder raised higher than the other and celebrating using my left arm while trying not to elevate my right if Raith score.

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