Raith Against The Machine Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Had a Gareth Wardlaw-esque fall last night playing football. Was trying to catch my mate who had skinned me and clipped his heels. All I heard was two crunches and thought "aww f**k: I've broken my collarbone". Fortunately, It isn't broken but only bruised but still hurts when I move it. I'm going to be frustrated at the football tonight...I'll probably be identified by anyone who doesn't know me as the silly fucker walking about with one shoulder raised higher than the other and celebrating using my left arm while trying not to elevate my right if Raith score. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Had a Gareth Wardlaw-esque fall last night playing football. Was trying to catch my mate who had skinned me and clipped his heels. All I heard was two crunches and thought "aww f**k: I've broken my collarbone". Fortunately, It isn't broken but only bruised but still hurts when I move it. I'm going to be frustrated at the football tonight...I'll probably be identified by anyone who doesn't know me as the silly fucker walking about with one shoulder raised higher than the other and celebrating using my left arm while trying not to elevate my right if Raith score. I'd have thought several other distinguishing features would have been easier to help with your identification... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 You're the gingerest bugger i've seen if that's you sat at your my on the pic if you click of your name! that's the light 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'd have thought several other distinguishing features would have been easier to help with your identification... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 A wasp stung me on the supporters bus. I'd never been stung before. The only thing anyone could offer me to make it better was tonic wine would you believe! That's a brilliant offer. The man who offered you that is clearly a hero, and should now be treated as such. had the piss taken out of me yesterday by some foreign birdi was walking in front of her in the corridor and she went 'Oh, a ginger man, wow' To be fair, if you're ginger you deserve everything you get. Ginger people make me sick. My petty nuisance.. .I was up at my friends house for what was supposed to be a "quiet drink", and I ended up pished out my muff at coming home at half 2. My friend kept making us these strange cocktail things, one was called a "love junk". I wouldn't recommend it, it as a bit boggin. Anyway, she was clearly much more drunk than I, because after a period of us throwing a dog toy at each other, she sat down and passed out pretty much right away. I felt like a bit of a diddy sitting in her living room as she was passed out, but I finished my drink and went home, then I made myself a feast. But aye, I have a rip roaring c**t of a hangover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 That's a brilliant offer. The man who offered you that is clearly a hero, and should now be treated as such.To be fair, if you're ginger you deserve everything you get. Ginger people make me sick. arent you ginger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 arent you ginger? He's a special ginger, though... his scrotum is coated with the dreaded colour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 He's a special ginger, though... his scrotum is coated with the dreaded colour. yeah, but still.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 People that dont indicate when they're driving. Does my tits in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 arent you ginger? I'm strawberry blonde/bald. He's a special ginger, though... his scrotum is coated with the dreaded colour. Didn't you read the RTBC thread yesterday? My clackers are now silky smooth. They were the talk of my pals house last night. People were begging to see them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'm strawberry blonde so am i 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 so am i STOP BEING SO GINGER 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'm strawberry blonde/bald. Didn't you read the RTBC thread yesterday? My clackers are now silky smooth. They were the talk of my pals house last night. People were begging to see them. Missed that exciting update. Don't you have the Cadbury's Flake effect on your ball carrier? You could lend your bits to the Peoples Palace, then everyone could see them for free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'm strawberry blonde/bald. Didn't you read the RTBC thread yesterday? My clackers are now silky smooth. They were the talk of my pals house last night. People were begging to see them. You should have give her a close up when she was passed out on the floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I didn't know him, but I knew who he was and it's a sad loss right enough. R.I.P. He wasn't Severus Snape on here, I know who that is too. The old b*****d was winding me up then. Aye he was a fecked up man, but likeable. Very likeable. And an extremely clever bloke too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 (edited) I still can't believe I'm missing the football tonight.. School was a laugh with the Pars fans and now I really want to go! Fucking youth teams. Edited August 26, 2009 by MarvMarvSuperMarv 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 had the piss taken out of me yesterday by some foreign birdi was walking in front of her in the corridor and she went 'Oh, a ginger man, wow' Bloody foreigners - coming over here, slagging our gingers.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Bloody foreigners - coming over here, slagging our gingers.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I still can't believe I'm missing the football tonight.. School was a laugh with the Pars fans and now I really want to go! Fucking youth teams. You went for once then...i think we delivered some goods there the other day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 You went for once then...i think we delivered some goods there the other day. Aye, kinda. Went to play cards 1st, 2nd and 3rd then fucked off home at lunch. Auchmuty High? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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