MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 And everyone at the golf knows who you'll be thinking about when you're in bed. B) Shafts.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Thanks for the welcome folks, nice to be off ignore again! Also I miss Vectron. I have to admit, life does seem a bit empty without Vectron... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Thanks for the welcome folks, nice to be off ignore again! Don't push your luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Stain Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Because I've been busy with other things, I've been neglecting my garden for a few weeks. Consequently, I gave the slugs an amnesty. After all, I was normally only burning one to death per night, and my garden was blooming. Fast forward 3 weeks though, and my garden had a fair number of weeds...clear them aside, and my plants have been eaten again! Some of my expensive plants I bought are just stems again. Did the slugs learn nothing from my blowtorching. I know Kilt said that nature would balance things out, but Kilt doesn't know the first thing about nature. He lives in a city and works in an airport for gods sake! No, the war is back on again. I was out with my blowtorch tonight, and in one sweep, I found TEN slugs, including 3 on one plant. Its only a tiny garden, thats just not right. I'm going out for another sweep at midnight, and then the war continues once more. The slugs didn't learn, they must die. In fact there's so many out there that the blowtorch is too slow. I am arming myself with salt AND flame. This means war! As much as I admire your pyromaniacal approach to garden pests, perhaps slug-pellets would be a better long-term solution,If not you could leave the charred corpse of one in a prominant spot as a macabre warning to the others. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 As much as I admire your pyromaniacal approach to garden pests, perhaps slug-pellets would be a better long-term solution,If not you could leave the charred corpse of one in a prominant spot as a macabre warning to the others. Nah, I don't believe in pesticides and all that sort of stuff. I prefer a natural, ethical approach. And believe it or not, slugs eat each other! When you look at them the following night, the slugs are all over the charred remnants. It makes it easy to burn them, but still, slugs are cannibals! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 f**k sake. Kilt hasn't even finished posting yet and BullyWee1878 is in the thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frazzyAKL Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Thank f**k.Welcome back. By Vectron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frazzyAKL Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Lucky you, I might have to head to bed the now after 36 holes today. Your forgetting about the 7 you missed out . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 f**k sake. Kilt hasn't even finished posting yet and BullyWee1878 is in the thread. I think he gets a stirring in his loins, when Kilt posts, which acts like an alarm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 By Vectron. That was pish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Stain Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Nah, I don't believe in pesticides and all that sort of stuff. I prefer a natural, ethical approach. And believe it or not, slugs eat each other! When you look at them the following night, the slugs are all over the charred remnants. It makes it easy to burn them, but still, slugs are cannibals! Fair dos, I wish you good luck in your quest, as slugs freak me out more than almost any creature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 By Vectron. That was pish! It's a golf day joke. Everytime someone played a shite shot, they had to say By Vectron. Frazzy said it a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I think he gets a stirring in his loins, when Kilt posts, which acts like an alarm. "Wait a minute, Mary Jane, my wicca sense is tingling!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Your forgetting about the 7 you missed out . I still walked round them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frazzyAKL Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 It's a golf day joke.Everytime someone played a shite shot, they had to say By Vectron. Frazzy said it a lot. It's just spinning around in my head like a broken record. How i love Golf. Still no idea how i lost that ball on the 15th!? I'll take my 4 points on the 14th and walk away a proud man . Cheers for a good game today you certainly kept the banter flowing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frazzyAKL Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I still walked round them Haha, oh aye! I remember Knightswood Bear fired a ball into the shit on the right on the 16th and i met you whilst looking for my ball which was in the same place. You were quick to remind me that it wasn't your shite shot ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 NothWestL52 from here wants a 'meet' tomorrow, what a chump piece 45 Pars v 20 Rovers. OMGZ!!!11111'#####';ce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 what a fecking tube you are!!step away from the computer and go outside and try and interract with your fellow human being or you are going to die a sad lonely old man Awwww, are you ruffled? By Vectron's overly large pigs, you've been taking wee digs at me for weeks, if not months. Just wee sly ones, and you always seem disappointed when I ignore you. So here we are by Vectron, you've got your response, for the first time by Vectron, I've called you on your wee digs, and in the name of Vectron, aren't you ruffled!What you going to do now? Mash out another sweary response with your forehead? What exactly is your problem? - Or was it a last ditch attempt to establish Vectron as a viable piss-take? Douyoulikefish is a sound guy - back off! RAMADAN Whit!?! I respect all religions and two of my colleagues are Muslim. So what exactly is your problem with people not eating between daybreak and sunset? If that is what supports their faith, why attack it? I share bread and eat seeds at Lughnasadh, as a Pagan, to celebrate the harvest of what the Goddess has given us during the Summer/Autumn period. Why pick on the Muslim Ramadan celebration of devotion. Feck - how shallow minded! Going to Ibrox tomorrow Good luck, mate! GIRUThem! Some of my expensive plants I bought are just stems again. Did the slugs learn nothing from my blowtorching. I know Kilt said that nature would balance things out, but Kilt doesn't know the first thing about nature. He lives in a city and works in an airport for gods sake! No, the war is back on again. Your Chakra and Karma are not in enlignment - you need to come and see me to get your Yin and Yang in balance. Murdering innocent creatures is going to affect your emotional balance and will reflect badly on your own well-being. Just look at my sig and give respect to all forms of life. We all have our place in the Circle of Life. Peace and Love - Blessed Be! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Cheers for a good game today you certainly kept the banter flowing. It was a pleasure to be in your company, young man. Pity you had to leave, the banter was flowing from all quarters in the afternoon and at dinner. Dazzle may have some grovelling to do when a certain Rangers Fan reads what he's been posting about his delightful girlfriend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 f**k sake. Kilt hasn't even finished posting yet and BullyWee1878 is in the thread. Nae fear - Fúck Off You Tedious Cúnt He may get the message eventually - although his mental density means I may have to post that another 30 times before it sinks into his Neandtheral brain cells! Actually, that's an insult to the Neanderthals, who were extremely adept at using tools, fire and building techniques..... Perhaps I could insult the Aoemebas - although that's hardly fair, as they were the building blocks of modern Sapiens. No - he's just an ignorant, ill-educated throwback. Extermination is probably the best option! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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