Reynard Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 The internet is useful for persecuting the weak and vulnerable, but don't let it get in the way of real life. Get out more. Meet the less fortunate head on and hack away at their self esteem. I find standing in Greggs making remarks to fat peaple like.."That's all you're needing or are you sure?" do wonders. Don't be upset if you don't reduce them to tears first time. Keep trying and don't be afraid to experiment on other people with physical or mental disabilities. Isn't that what he's doing already with the Partick fans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Isn't that what he's doing already with the Partick fans? He is. I'm new to this and assumed he was doing it only line. There will be some teething troubles. The fact remains he needs to be less exclusive with his ridicule. Everyone deserves to be abused and undermined not just the obvious targets. I set him the fat people target as they are easy to identify and will boost his confidence with a few easy victories. Just because a shot is cheap it doesn't mean it's not the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 My new timetable for school is terrible. I'm off for 3 and a half hours this morning/afternoon then need to walk it back to school for one class at the end of the day. The other half is coming over to meet my folks for the first time tonight as well and I'm shitting it. Don't know why though, she's met my mum before and they get on well. Also got told this morning that we're not allowed in my bedroom whilst she's here, my mum's stuck in the fucking '50s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I feel like I have a hangover again. I don't think it's a 2 day hangover, because I felt fine towards the end of last night. This has happened a few times actually, when I haven't been drinking, yet wake up feeling like rubbish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pol Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 If he find paying his respects petty and irritating......... Now you mention it. If there's a vacancy for an Agony Aunt, I'll be your Auntie. We'll call it Sergeant's Solutions....Fire away! I don't find the fact of paying my respects petty and irritating, its more the fact that she's gone and her cremation is her final farewell if you will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 He is. I'm new to this and assumed he was doing it only line. There will be some teething troubles. The fact remains he needs to be less exclusive with his ridicule. Everyone deserves to be abused and undermined not just the obvious targets. I set him the fat people target as they are easy to identify and will boost his confidence with a few easy victories. Just because a shot is cheap it doesn't mean it's not the best. This is sound advice. It's refreshing to have someone like you around here to give out help to those who need it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 (edited) It sounds like someone told Jimmy Eat World were force fed haggis and told them their Grannies were Scottish. Don't ever associate Twin Atlantic with Jimmy Eat World. Please. JEW are utterly fantastic whereas Twin Atlantic are pretty poor bar one song. Edited June 9, 2010 by RiG -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 When you're right between sizes. I bought a shirt the other day and the size I tried on first was a tiny bit too tight, but the size above it was slightly bigger than I'd have liked. I ended up going for the bigger one as despite the fact I have the physique to look good in a tight shirt ( ) it's probably the sort of thing one of those dyed hair pretty boy wankers would do. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 We Buy Any Car now sponsors motoring on Dave. Looks like I won't be watching Top Gear for a few months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Not getting a job that I recently applied for, bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Recieved a letter from my university today. 'You have been accused of Academic Dishonesty. Please attend a meeting on Thursday'. Bollocks. The thing I'm worried about is, I didn't actually cheat. However, there was a lad in the year above me who was accused of cheating in his exams last year and he had to re-sit the entire year because people had complained about him cheating. Surely, unless they have evidence of me actually cheating in my exams they can't do anything, can they? Dont let the b*****ds get you down, evidence (and none of this anonymous pish neither) or tell them to get tae f**k and seek advice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I don't find the fact of paying my respects petty and irritating, its more the fact that she's gone and her cremation is her final farewell if you will. Well don't write about it on a thread designed to detail what posters find petty and irritating. This is sound advice. It's refreshing to have someone like you around here to give out help to those who need it. Thank you. Remember, no defect or flaw is to small to provide an opportunity to sconce and humiliate. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Good luck tomorrow Jeffro - like the others have said, demand evidence. I don't see what they can do without it, tbh? Definitely seek advice from your union - is it NUS? If not, your student support services officer or something like that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Recieved a letter from my university today. 'You have been accused of Academic Dishonesty. Please attend a meeting on Thursday'. Bollocks. The thing I'm worried about is, I didn't actually cheat. However, there was a lad in the year above me who was accused of cheating in his exams last year and he had to re-sit the entire year because people had complained about him cheating. Surely, unless they have evidence of me actually cheating in my exams they can't do anything, can they? There's no smoke without fire. I think you're in it up to your neck son. Just admit it. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 My attendance at the fives (well, the drinks after) is beginning to look shaky. I have the 'flu and my flight is at 10am tomorrow I can barely shuffle around my flat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 My attendance at the fives (well, the drinks after) is beginning to look shaky. I have the 'flu and my flight is at 10am tomorrow I can barely shuffle around my flat. This is no time to be playing cards. Man up and get yer ass into gear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 This is no time to be playing cards. Man up and get yer ass into gear. I'm trying. Superdoses of Vitamin C and Beechams are in order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Bored, Bored, Bored at college. Thank god this is the last day for 3 months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Div, Can I become a mod again so I can ban the tits off of gmfcandy or at least to see whos alias it is. He's fucking dire, man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 At the weekend I bought my girlfriend a wee teddy out Clintons Cards. I was asked by the girl behind the counter if I wanted to buy "a pen for £2 for cancer charities". I politely declined - while she was using the till I read the box the pens were in. Turns out 20p of the £2 is actually donated to charity. f**k's sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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