Monster Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Yip that will help the nerve`s in my hand twat. What the buggery f**k is a hand twat?Is that a vagina on your hand, or a hand protruding from your vagina? You have a twat for a hand? That's a bit of a c*nt. I wish I had one of those, I'd never have needed to get married..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 You have a twat for a hand? That's a bit of a c*nt. Better than normal wanking though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 What the buggery f**k is a hand twat?Is that a vagina on your hand, or a hand protruding from your vagina? Whatever it is, I'm sure it'd make wanking a lot more fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I wish I had one of those, I'd never have needed to get married..... That's a bit hard to swallow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Like minds think alike folks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hahn Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Old people.It's time they were culled. I hope you get old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I hope you get old. Shut it bigot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 People who think that beacuse they're on a private ward (in a fecking NHS hospital), they can behave like an absolute dick, and I'll be OK with it. I haven't yet told a patient to get tae, but I was pretty fecking close tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Stain Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 People who think that beacuse they're on a private ward (in a fecking NHS hospital), they can behave like an absolute dick, and I'll be OK with it.I haven't yet told a patient to get tae, but I was pretty fecking close tonight. I've never understood either why so many people who visit hospitals feel they have the right to abuse the folk there to help them. My grievance is that sometimes when I go out, I seem to be a ned magnet. Went out for a few ales last night to watch the Man U game, towards the end of the evening this lagered up wee urchin decided to befriend my pal and me. He proceeded to annoy the bar staff, scream at the TV and complain to me about the amount of black people in the pub and remained adamant that he was goint to "get his hole" from his girlfriend who was waiting impatiently outside to give him a lift home. Every hint that he was becoming a pain in the arse was gormlessly ignored and he proceeded to stand with us until he was refused any more drink, then he staggered away into the night. I really need to learn to be less tolerant of vermin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggy Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 What did you do wrong? Went to tesco and i got some people to look out for you.Karma they say, you have some failed banter with myself and karma follows you my friend. Every little helps eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Friday 13th: drunk, tired, hangover developing. Yay! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Someone I had a pint with last night needs to do some housekeeping... The following errors were foundThis message can not be sent because the recipient's inbox is full. This personal message has not been sent ...so I can get some missing details to help solve that mystery! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I've never understood either why so many people who visit hospitals feel they have the right to abuse the folk there to help them.My grievance is that sometimes when I go out, I seem to be a ned magnet. Went out for a few ales last night to watch the Man U game, towards the end of the evening this lagered up wee urchin decided to befriend my pal and me. He proceeded to annoy the bar staff, scream at the TV and complain to me about the amount of black people in the pub and remained adamant that he was goint to "get his hole" from his girlfriend who was waiting impatiently outside to give him a lift home. Every hint that he was becoming a pain in the arse was gormlessly ignored and he proceeded to stand with us until he was refused any more drink, then he staggered away into the night. I really need to learn to be less tolerant of vermin Definitely. I'm quite tolerant of idiots but he'd have been told to f**k off quite soon by the sounds of him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 What did you do wrong? Went to tesco and i got some people to look out for you.Karma they say, you have some failed banter with myself and karma follows you my friend. Every little helps Oh my god, you are so far up your own arse you actually think everything is about you. You wouldn't know banter if it jumped up and smacked you in the face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I've never understood either why so many people who visit hospitals feel they have the right to abuse the folk there to help them.My grievance is that sometimes when I go out, I seem to be a ned magnet. Went out for a few ales last night to watch the Man U game, towards the end of the evening this lagered up wee urchin decided to befriend my pal and me. He proceeded to annoy the bar staff, scream at the TV and complain to me about the amount of black people in the pub and remained adamant that he was goint to "get his hole" from his girlfriend who was waiting impatiently outside to give him a lift home. Every hint that he was becoming a pain in the arse was gormlessly ignored and he proceeded to stand with us until he was refused any more drink, then he staggered away into the night. I really need to learn to be less tolerant of vermin Indeed. After a few days working away down south, I return to Glasgow last night only to be greeted by a bunch of these arseholes with their usual 'whit you looking at, ya dobber' nonsense. Seemed to irk them that I ignored them. Thats twice in a row now that Ive arrived back in the city centre to be greeted by these scum (although last time it was an aggresive beggar). This is the sort of thing that greets folk on visits to Glasgow. Probably the most annoying thing was the wee twat that made the comment was clearly only saying it as he was with another 4 or 5 neds. A wee specky joe 90 bag of bones he was. I genuinely felt like keeping them in view and as soon as he moved away from his mates, catching up with him and wiping the fecking floor with him, but I suppose that would not make me much better than him. Grrrrrrr. Neds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Family groups - Mum, daughter and two kids. Constant, and I mean constant, moaning from check-in, through security and to the office, mostly as follows: Where my husband He's in our office Where my husband He's in our office You take me see my husband Yes Where my husband He's in our office Where my husband He's in our office Where my husband He's in our FUCKING office ad nasuem.....until I get to the office and hand them over! And guess what - her husband, being brought to us, still hadn't arrived yet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Women. Specifically women in cars. More specifically, women in cars in car parks. Was in the car park, looking for a space, having arrived through the one way entrance (not the exit clearly marked with "No entrance signs", I drove by that and went in the entrance). There was no space immediately available, so I drove round said car park, clearly following the direction of the large and frequent arrows painted in the road. Go round the corner, and have to brake as there is a stupid bint in a red car charging the wrong way round the car park. We stop. She then looks at me like I've done something wrong, like its MY error, and waits for me to move. Well f**k that! I inched forward so she couldn't dodge past me, but she had plenty of space to turn round and go back the way she came...you know, following the traffic flow. But she had a whispered consultation with the witch in the seat next to her, and squeezed past the front of me, drove past 2 more no entrance signs and vanished into another part of the car park, still against the flow. Next time Ill block her more carefully. But if that wasn't enough, I drove on, and managed to see another stupid woman in a red car driving straight in through the car park exit (the one marked by no entrance signs) and going past me, again, against the flow. What the f**k is wrong with these people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 It has obviously REALLY pissed you of mate 'coz that's two rants on two different threads about the same incident! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 It has obviously REALLY pissed you of mate 'coz that's two rants on two different threads about the same incident! I actually vented here, and then remembered that there was a thread devoted to this sort of thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I actually vented here, and then remembered that there was a thread devoted to this sort of thing. I must have read the threads the other way round then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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