CattyBee Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 I notice the egg chasers get 2 fucking pitches? That PE department made me hate that game beyond reason.'Accidents' eh? Somethings don't change. New uniform? But how will you survive without the glorious bright purple? Yes and these accidents were in 2 computer rooms.... Unfortunately all of the computers had to be written off and now we have brand spanking new ones Yeah rugby and hockey are the rave here ( there are already 2 pitches at the KGV- I assume you know what this is- for rugby) As far as I'm aware, the only football team is a very poor girls one... Yeah... The uniform will be missed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Yes and these accidents were in 2 computer rooms.... Unfortunately all of the computers had to be written off and now we have brand spanking new ones Yeah rugby and hockey are the rave here ( there are already 2 pitches at the KGV- I assume you know what this is- for rugby) As far as I'm aware, the only football team is a very poor girls one... Yeah... The uniform will be missed No-one ever cared about football when I was there either. They tried to start a boys team but Scratchy Baws (luckily for you he's long gone) had the talent spotting ability of a dead giraffe and it disappeared after a year. Interestingly, rolling around in the mud in late november never really caught my heart and to the shame of the entire school I became a football fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowShedBairn Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Get a room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Get a room. Yas. I knew someone would get pissy, a boaby fae Falkirk making me the Petty Things That Gets On His Nerves is an excellent end to a long shift. 'Roon ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Teenage stereotypes Was in the shop just outside Queen Street today and heard a woman say to the woman at the till to "watch that boy" as I was browsing for a bottle of water. When I gave her a £10 note she distinctly checked the watermark on the note. I was absolutely fuming and was inchies away from telling her to stick it up her arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Teenage stereotypes Was in the shop just outside Queen Street today and heard a woman say to the woman at the till to "watch that boy" as I was browsing for a bottle of water. When I gave her a £10 note she distinctly checked the watermark on the note. I was absolutely fuming and was inchies away from telling her to stick it up her arse You are a Clyde fan, you can never be too sure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Teenage stereotypes Was in the shop just outside Queen Street today and heard a woman say to the woman at the till to "watch that boy" as I was browsing for a bottle of water. When I gave her a £10 note she distinctly checked the watermark on the note. I was absolutely fuming and was inchies away from telling her to stick it up her arse Well we all know that teenagers are running the counterfeit note business in the UK... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Christ, a blind man and his dog would have seen these replys coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Christ, a blind man and his dog would have seen these replys coming. Mine wasn't even derogatory towards you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 And mine was nothing but the truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Mine wasn't even derogatory towards you Now we all know UK teenagers make all the deroga.. ah f**k it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Perth Tuesday, Fort William yesterday, Dundee today, Kinross tomorrow and Aberdeen all next week including finishing at 3.00pm in Fraserburgh. My wee car must be close to giving up the ghost. Will need to give Steven a crash course in looking after the pets that aren't coming with me. Oh yes and for the second time in a month I have a chest infection which is resulting in a major phlegm problem. No point going to the docs as I reckon all my bugs must be immune to antibiotics now. Wish someone would question why I keep getting these things rather than just throw pills at me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Folk who stop dead 10 meters back from the car infront at traffic light and then slowly on the clutch, move gradually closer to the car infront. Next time mate i'm going to proceed straight into the back of you then punch your wifes bewildered face you c**t. I would also like to take this time to mention how disgusting a pint of Deuchar's is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I would also like to take this time to mention how disgusting a pint of Deuchar's is. Tell that to Rebus. Despite the helpful advice about my DVD player yesterday, I have found out that the model I have is a Technika DVD-105 and, guess what, it's not listed on the site Mr WGAMHamster pointed me to. I tried following the 'Setup', 'Preferences' instructions from some of the other models' region free unlocking procedures but my machine apparently will only let me set the language, subtitles and parental locking facilities. It appears that, just before she left, (Ex) Mrs Kilt has bought me the cheapest complete crock of shit and I am now left pondering whether to buy a new, up to date, DVD player for the sake of watching 49 minutes of previously unseen footage of one of my favourite films on a borrowed DVD or just forget about the whole thing and feck off down the pub to sulk about the fact that I haven't the will or brainpower to work out how to set up my new telly, understand a 32 page instruction booklet, work out my DVD player functions and generally end up banging my head against a brick wall in sheer frustration at the impossibility of understanding modern technology! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FECKIT!!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Yesterdays potential calamity was averted when I absolutely nailed my presentation and had the room eating out me hand. Masses of applause, loads of questions, twas good. So I celebrated by joining people at the pub again. We had some sort of lock in too. So yet another day when I've woken up in my clothes. Ye canna feel this bad and still live. I don't think my body can handle any more socialising and networking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Yesterdays potential calamity was averted when I absolutely nailed my presentation and had the room eating out me hand. Masses of applause, loads of questions, twas good.So I celebrated by joining people at the pub again. We had some sort of lock in too. So yet another day when I've woken up in my clothes. Ye canna feel this bad and still live. I don't think my body can handle any more socialising and networking. I'd be networking my tits off if I was getting free drink. Congrats on your successful presentation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Yesterdays potential calamity was averted when I absolutely nailed my presentation and had the room eating out me hand. Masses of applause, loads of questions, twas good.So I celebrated by joining people at the pub again. We had some sort of lock in too. So yet another day when I've woken up in my clothes. Ye canna feel this bad and still live. I don't think my body can handle any more socialising and networking. Ach at least the day went well. I once had tio go to work after sleeping on someones floor in not only my clothes but socks and shoes too. Wasn't pleasant and only the presence of masses of Lynx kept me in a job I reckon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 On my own in the office today,busiest day of the week...I will need to be like an Octopus,answer the phones.fax machine,input jobs,controll drivers,and find time for p&b.Roll on 5pm.Mind im on call all week end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I'd be networking my tits off if I was getting free drink.Congrats on your successful presentation. Thanks, your good wishes will get me through this difficult time. ::sobs:: Ach at least the day went well.I once had tio go to work after sleeping on someones floor in not only my clothes but socks and shoes too. Wasn't pleasant and only the presence of masses of Lynx kept me in a job I reckon. Yeah, I've slept in full clothing for the last 2 days. Shoes, socks, jacket, the lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 On my own in the office today,busiest day of the week...I will need to be like an Octopus,answer the phones.fax machine,input jobs,controll drivers,and find time for p&b.Roll on 5pm.Mind im on call all week end. And on PnB on your 'busiest day' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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