StewartyMac Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 My PTTGOYN is myself.I'm absolutely terrified about tomorrow. I've never been as nervous of anything in my fucking life, not getting married, the birth of my boy, nothing at all. And that annoys me - why am I so fucking nervous? It defies logic. It's only a fucking fitba' match. Two years ago, I felt exactly the same going into the exact same stadium after the exact same first leg result against the exact same team. It'll all pan oot big yin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 It'll all pan oot big yin. Probably straight down it for us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Probably straight down it for us. Never mind, you'll have all summer to plan your trips to Stadio el Broadwood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 (edited) People who have impromptu meetings in corridors and doorways and seem oblivious to the fact they are getting in the fucking way. People who are constantly clearing their throats. Groups of people who take up the whole pavement and walk as slowly as possible. Umbrellas. I fucking hate those things. Buy a jacket with a hood for f**k sake! Edited May 23, 2009 by NorthernLights 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 People who have impromptu meetings in corridors and doorways and seem oblivious to the fact they are getting in the fucking way.People who are constantly clearing their throats. Groups of people who take up the whole pavement and walk as slowly as possible. Umbrellas. I fucking hate those things. Buy a jacket with a hood for f**k sake! Ah yes, one day I just know it the wee metal bits that stick out will catch my cheek and rip it apart. I just know it will happen someday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Don't worry son, you'll get your obilgatory 4-0 + win v us at the Stadio Del Wind Tunnel next season. Is Michael McGowan still with Clyde? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 People who have impromptu meetings in corridors and doorways and seem oblivious to the fact they are getting in the fucking way. Even worse when it's in supermarkets. Some geriatric turd meets another geriatric turd that they vaguely know and it's time for a gossip and catch up session that lasts right back until our Sandra had her gallbladder operation. Meanwhile they've parked their trolleys diagonally across the expanse of aisle. To add to that they look at you as if you've just pissed on their People's Friend when you have the temerity to say 'excuse me' and want past. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Don't worry son, you'll get your obilgatory 4-0 + win v us at the Stadio Del Wind Tunnel next season. Is Michael McGowan still with Clyde? Nope, we punted him to Queen of the South who have punted him recently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Even worse when it's in supermarkets. Some geriatric turd meets another geriatric turd that they vaguely know and it's time for a gossip and catch up session that lasts right back until our Sandra had her gallbladder operation. Meanwhile they've parked their trolleys diagonally across the expanse of aisle. To add to that they look at you as if you've just pissed on their People's Friend when you have the temerity to say 'excuse me' and want past. It's worse when it's the checkout woman who's best pals with the old biddy in front of you in the queue. Happened to me yesterday in Asda, I had to stand about for several eras while the octogenarian bint regaled her compadre with tales of how the Real Radio Renegade was in the Bay on Wednesday morning, including a detailed description of how he was at the beach at one point, and then he was at Tesco. Then, after I'd used one of the handily placed disposable razors to shave off the beard I'd grown whilst waiting, she had the temerity to ask me if I'd been out looking for him. No, I fucking wasn't, because I'm not a dribbling mess who has nothing better to do than run around Dalgety Bay's four points of interest harassing passers-by. Now give me the 70cl of Asda vodka and crate of Carlsberg that I'm trying to buy for the 17 year old boy who's waiting outside in my car, and get back to doing your fucking job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 It's worse when it's the checkout woman who's best pals with the old biddy in front of you in the queue. Happened to me yesterday in Asda, I had to stand about for several eras while the octogenarian bint regaled her compadre with tales of how the Real Radio Renegade was in the Bay on Wednesday morning, including a detailed description of how he was at the beach at one point, and then he was at Tesco. Then, after I'd used one of the handily placed disposable razors to shave off the beard I'd grown whilst waiting, she had the temerity to ask me if I'd been out looking for him. No, I fucking wasn't, because I'm not a dribbling mess who has nothing better to do than run around Dalgety Bay's four points of interest harassing passers-by. Now give me the 70cl of Asda vodka and crate of Carlsberg that I'm trying to buy for the 17 year old boy who's waiting outside in my car, and get back to doing your fucking job. Brilliant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Brilliant! Why do they put razors in that wee bit? I understand the thinking behind the rest. Put a couple of wee shelves next to the checkouts, load them with sweeties so that the kids pester the parents. Stick batteries there, folk always need batteries and always forget them. But disposable razorblades? What kind of impulse buy is that? "I wish this wifey would hurry up... ooh, razorblades. My legs are rather hairy, I'll just sort them in the car!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Aye, but I'm old enough to know better. Beat me to it! It's worse when it's the checkout woman who's best pals with the old biddy in front of you in the queue..........get back to doing your fucking job. Quality and an obviously deeply felt rant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Why do they put razors in that wee bit? I understand the thinking behind the rest. Put a couple of wee shelves next to the checkouts, load them with sweeties so that the kids pester the parents. Stick batteries there, folk always need batteries and always forget them. But disposable razorblades? What kind of impulse buy is that? "I wish this wifey would hurry up... ooh, razorblades. My legs are rather hairy, I'll just sort them in the car!" Haha, I dunno . It was just the image of somebody waiting so long in a queue that they had to shave a massive beard off that I found hilarious - it wouldn't surprise me if that has actually happened to someone! It's happened to me enough as well! It is indeed, infuriating! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I'm sitting in on a Saturday night drinking Buckfast. And I support Clyde. Depressed? I fucking think so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Stand Hero Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I'm sitting in on a Saturday night drinking Buckfast.And I support Clyde. Depressed? I fucking think so. Don't be depressed, there are thousands hundreds lots of other Clyde fans doing exactly the same 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I'm sitting in on a Saturday night drinking Buckfast.And I support Clyde. Depressed? I fucking think so. Sitting in drinking Peroni. I'm totally lost without the football on a Saturday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Sitting in with Sol, here. Currently dividing my time between P&B, CSI:Miami and studying Macroeconomics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Don't be depressed, there are thousands hundreds lots of other Clyde fans doing exactly the same Could be worse, could support the Old Firm! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Sitting in with Sol, here. Currently dividing my time between P&B, CSI:Miami and studying Macroeconomics. That the £9 a crate from Morrison's? What I'd give to be 18 and live next to a Morrison's right now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Nah, just four bottles from Tesco for something around about £3. I couldn't tell you where the nearest Morrison's is from here. Glenrothes, possibly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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