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I had a friend in Brighton who tried cooking lobster once. It didn't go too well!

She got a big pan of water on the oven, dropped the lobster in a turned the heat on. Then she had screaming hab-dabs for five minutes as the lobster understandably tried climbing out of the rapidly heating up pan and Carol tried to beat it back in again with a wooden spoon! :lol:

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I had a friend in Brighton who tried cooking lobster once. It didn't go too well!

She got a big pan of water on the oven, dropped the lobster in a turned the heat on. Then she had screaming hab-dabs for five minutes as the lobster understandably tried climbing out of the rapidly heating up pan and Carol tried to beat it back in again with a wooden spoon! :lol:

You are supposed to put them into boiling water...

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I'm scared of sea dwelling crabs.

My feet automatically lift off the ground if one comes on the telly. When I'm sitting down of course as I can't levitate yet.

"Yet" being the key word. ;)

Anyway, It's good to see I'm not the only one shit feart of wasps.

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You are supposed to put them into boiling water...

Och, I know that! :rolleyes: She was trying to do a special meal for her boyfriend but got well out of her culinary depth!

The image of her dancing round the kitchen hitting the thing with a spoon at arms length had us all rolling on the floor when she told us what had happened! :lol:

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Och, I know that! :rolleyes: She was trying to do a special meal for her boyfriend but got well out of her culinary depth!

The image of her dancing round the kitchen hitting the thing with a spoon at arms length had us all rolling on the floor when she told us what had happened! :lol:

Another trick of the kitchen is to pop them into the freezer for a wee min or two.It slows them down,and then chuck em into the pot..What a way to go.

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Short term planning is a pain in the arse. Started at 5am Monday, 4am today and now texted to start at 2.30 am Wednesday. Was all set for a couple of pints in the pub beer garden, canny noo. :angry:

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Another trick of the kitchen is to pop them into the freezer for a wee min or two.It slows them down,and then chuck em into the pot..What a way to go.

Or you can just cheat and buy a frozen one from Iceland! :ph34r::lol:

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Short term planning is a pain in the arse. Started at 5am Monday, 4am today and now texted to start at 2.30 am Wednesday. Was all set for a couple of pints in the pub beer garden, canny noo. :angry:

Been stuck indoors all day.Finish at 5 straight to ASDA for bevy and off to the garden. Mind i have promised to cut the grass. :(

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You can only change it after your 5000th post neebs.

Going to have to post more shíte than I usually do now to get my posts up :lol:

Edited because I cant spell post.

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