Honest Saints Fan Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Been at the beach all day and now I have really bad sunburn. I did slap on loads of suncream but it hasn't really worked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Sausage, either link or Lorne is far superior to bacon. B) You're a wise woman. Been at the beach all day and now I have really bad sunburn. I did slap on loads of suncream but it hasn't really worked. Hahaha, you're Scottish. We aren't meant to tan, we're meant to boil in the bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Me: 'Hiya, how are you doing? Her: 'I'm fine thanks' Me: 'Not being a nag, but I expected a phone call to arrange another meeting; you said you'd call' Her: 'Ah, yes, well it was a really lovely time but I've made up with the ex' Me: 'Ah, oh, alright, that's okay - I hope you'll be very happy' I'll be honest - all I want is a shag! Dry spell? It's the fuckin Gobi Desert! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 America. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 America. Kirkcaldy!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I'll be honest - all I want is a shag! Here to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Cyclists making short journeys take twice as long as they should! Trying to drop someone off in Gourock and there was a small peloton of these two wheeled tossers taking up the fucking road. I wished my wing mirrors were 10ft long with nails sticking out of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Here to help. NO!!! You feckin eejit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 When did StewartyMac turn into The Phoenix? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 When did StewartyMac turn into The Phoenix? He's just risen after going up in flames with his epic fail in BabestationGate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 When did StewartyMac turn into The Phoenix? I call him Grasshopper. He's just risen after going up in flames with his epic fail in BabestationGate. BabestationGate ended in a dishonourable discharge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Blown out by a woman who puts an advert in The Herald. I mean, what feckin chance of that happening!?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Blown out by a woman And your problem is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 And your problem is? Once wasn't enough! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 B) You're a wise woman.Hahaha, you're Scottish. We aren't meant to tan, we're meant to boil in the bag. I use to tan without burning when I was younger.. now I burn then tan, so it's not to bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I use to tan without burning when I was younger.. now I burn then tan, so it's not to bad. I thought you turned dark blue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 He's just risen after going up in flames with his epic fail in BabestationGate. At least I understood what was going on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 At least I understood what was going on. The problem is, I think you were the only one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 The problem is, I think you were the only one. That's possibly true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I shouldn't laugh at Kilt's predicament but 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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