qpsnapper Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Wayhey! I should have listened to the priest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 been ill most of the weekend cos i got the cold from my confidence tutor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 been ill most of the weekend cos i got the cold from my confidence tutor Is that what they're calling it these days?! Well done BTW! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Well done BTW! for getting the cold? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 for getting the cold? Nah, for being that close to her to catch something in the first place! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 been ill most of the weekend cos i got the cold from my confidence tutor And the band played.......................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Nah, for being that close to her to catch something in the first place! ah, i see And the band played.......................... eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Steven K Amos on 'The Wright Stuff' Funny guy but what a whiney git! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Dickheads at cash machines who put in about 4 different cards and get slips printed and don't even get any cash out. I was waiting nearly 10 minutes for some bint then. I only wanted £10 for some fags & lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 And the band played.......................... eh? When I was a young man I carried my packAnd I lived the free life of a rover From the Murrays green basin to the dusty outback I waltzed my Matilda all over Then in nineteen fifteen my country said Son It's time to stop rambling 'cause there's work to be done So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun And they sent me away to the war And the band played Waltzing Matilda As we sailed away from the quay And amidst all the tears and the shouts and the cheers We sailed off to Gallipoli How well I remember that terrible day How the blood stained the sand and the water And how in that hell that they called Suvla Bay We were butchered like lambs at the slaughter Johnny Turk he was ready, he primed himself well He chased us with bullets, he rained us with shells And in five minutes flat he'd blown us all to hell Nearly blew us right back to Australia But the band played Waltzing Matilda As we stopped to bury our slain We buried ours and the Turks buried theirs Then we started all over again Now those that were left, well we tried to survive In a mad world of blood, death and fire And for ten weary weeks I kept myself alive But around me the corpses piled higher Then a big Turkish shell knocked me arse over tit And when I woke up in my hospital bed And saw what it had done, I wished I was dead Never knew there were worse things than dying For no more I'll go waltzing Matilda All around the green bush far and near For to hump tent and pegs, a man needs two legs No more waltzing Matilda for me So they collected the cripples, the wounded, the maimed And they shipped us back home to Australia The armless, the legless, the blind, the insane Those proud wounded heroes of Suvla And as our ship pulled into Circular Quay I looked at the place where my legs used to be And thank Christ there was nobody waiting for me To grieve and to mourn and to pity And the band played Waltzing Matilda As they carried us down the gangway But nobody cheered, they just stood and stared Then turned all their faces away And now every April I sit on my porch And I watch the parade pass before me And I watch my old comrades, how proudly they march Reliving old dreams of past glory And the old men march slowly, all bent, stiff and sore The forgotten heroes from a forgotten war And the young people ask, "What are they marching for?" And I ask myself the same question And the band plays Waltzing Matilda And the old men answer to the call But year after year their numbers get fewer Some day no one will march there at all Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda Who'll come a waltzing Matilda with me And their ghosts may be heard as you pass the Billabong Who'll come-a-waltzing Matilda with me? Copyright © Eric Bogle I assume she referring to the fact the we all think you've just 'gone over the top' so to speak? Or I may have got that entirely wrong! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 (edited) Is there a reason you posted that 3 times? It was actually ..........believe it if you like Edited June 29, 2009 by Ayrgirl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I assume she referring to the fact the we all think you've just 'gone over the top' so to speak? yeah, i have gone a bit over the top 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Dickheads at cash machines who put in about 4 different cards and get slips printed and don't even get any cash out. I was waiting nearly 10 minutes for some bint then. I only wanted £10 for some fags & lunch. This is certainly one of my major pet peeves. I have timed myself before, and it takes me 55 seconds from the time I put my card in, check my balance, withdraw my card and then cash and walk away. Anyone that takes over a minute at a cash machine should automatically be shot dead. The amount of arguments I have had with people at cash machines is quite astounding. I can't help but sigh heavily when someone takes one card out and puts another one in. I have done it before, but have NEVER done it with someone waiting behind me. If I need to use it again when there is someone behind me, I will return to the end of the queue, hoping that people will notice I have done so, then follow my example in the future. I'm actually getting angry writing this, I fucking hate people that either don't know how to use a cash machine, or take the piss at one. May they all burn in hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 If I'm going to place a bet in a bookies shop, I always have to take about 4 cards to the cash machine and without fail there is someone behind me tutting or generally voicing their disaproval. I don't faff about getting receipts or the likes though, that really is old woman teritory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 (edited) This is certainly one of my major pet peeves. I have timed myself before, and it takes me 55 seconds from the time I put my card in, check my balance, withdraw my card and then cash and walk away. Anyone that takes over a minute at a cash machine should automatically be shot dead. The amount of arguments I have had with people at cash machines is quite astounding. I can't help but sigh heavily when someone takes one card out and puts another one in. I have done it before, but have NEVER done it with someone waiting behind me. If I need to use it again when there is someone behind me, I will return to the end of the queue, hoping that people will notice I have done so, then follow my example in the future. I'm actually getting angry writing this, I fucking hate people that either don't know how to use a cash machine, or take the piss at one. May they all burn in hell. Amen. The worst one I had was when a woman with a pram and a couple of other children scurrying around by her feet. She had checked her balance or whatever three times then proceeded to phone who I assumed was her partner screeching at him why there was no money in it. Then one one the kids started crying because she had forgot that she told him she had previously said he could push the buttons - so she put the card in again just to let him have a go. I seriously had visions of smashing her head into the cash point. Edited June 29, 2009 by Nick_BCFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Is there a reason you posted that 3 times?It was actually ..........believe it if you like No, just the usual totally incompetent senility! I'm away to a health & safety meeting now - wish me luck as I cross the road and negotiate the stairs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 If I'm going to place a bet in a bookies shop, I always have to take about 4 cards to the cash machine and without fail there is someone behind me tutting or generally voicing their disaproval.I don't faff about getting receipts or the likes though, that really is old woman teritory. Fair enough, but I really only think that you should use the one card at a time. There has been a couple of times I have been late for work because I have been stuck behind someone that took ages at a cash machine. Amen.The worst one I had was when a woman with a pram and a couple of other children scurrying around by her feet. She had checked her balance or whatever three times then proceeded to phone who I assumed was her partner screeching at him why there was no money in it. Then one one the kids started crying because she had forgot that she told him she had previously said he could push the buttons - so she put the card in again just to let him have a go. I seriously had visions of smashing her head into the cash point. That is my own idea of personal hell. I would have HAD to have said something, I could not let that lie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 This is the only year I've ever got nothing. I guess it's my fault for choosing proper subjects and being a complacent w****r, eh? I got something every year B) Oh yes, including 1st in Physics this year son 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Went to the orthodontist today and they tightened my braces. My teeth hurt like f**k now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonia Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 For the first time in my life I am a speccy four eyed b*****d after getting glasses at the weekend for watching TV and driving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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