kiwififer Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Kilt, are you ever happy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Why would the Old Bill pull you over for that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Kilt, are you ever happy? Yes! See the RTBC thread. Besides, getting abducted by the opposition's player and abandoned on the motorway is a pretty good reason to be miserable I would have thought! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I was getting a glass of coke a couple of minutes ago and my brother said something that made me laugh just as I took a sip. End product? A reasonable volume of fizzy juice spurting up through my nose and going all over the place, just as him and his girlfriend were sitting down to their breakfast. My mate also had brought me back a bottle of Sherry I think it was back from Africa. I had it in my suit pocket last night (fancy dress), I was leaning over to help find someone's keys when it fell out and smashed everywhere Also cut my finger picking it up. Working later, feeling rough. Bleh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Hung over 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Why would the Old Bill pull you over for that? I was apparently 'putting my life in danger and endangering other motorists'! I was quite glad actually because there was no hard shoulder on the stretch I got dumped on and it's not easy walking along that grass verge thingy. A lift to Paisley in a swish cop-car was most welcome. What a great start to the season! Roll on Partick Thistle next Saturday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Yes! See the RTBC thread. Besides, getting abducted by the opposition's player and abandoned on the motorway is a pretty good reason to be miserable I would have thought! Kilt, that's an adventure, not something to moan about... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Kilt, that's an adventure, not something to moan about... Not from where I was standing it wasn't! I must be getting too old! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 The law should be changed so it is legal to run over any pedestrian found on a motorway. They shouldn't get thereselfs into this sort of situation and are just a nuisance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 The law should be changed so it is legal to run over any pedestrian found on a motorway. They shouldn't get thereselfs into this sort of situation and are just a nuisance. Thank you for your understanding and sympathy there GD! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Not from where I was standing it wasn't! I must be getting too old! Do you look at girls and go 'phwaor', or do you go 'no daughter of mine would get out the house looking like that'... that's the test to see if yer too auld. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Do you look at girls and go 'phwaor', or do you go 'no daughter of mine would get out the house looking like that'...that's the test to see if yer too auld. Come on kiwififer this is Kilt we're talking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Do you look at girls and go 'phwaor', or do you go 'no daughter of mine would get out the house looking like that'...that's the test to see if yer too auld. Kilt will still be doing that in his seventies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Do you look at girls and go 'phwaor', or do you go 'no daughter of mine would get out the house looking like that'...that's the test to see if yer too auld. Both! I look at girls and go 'phwaor' and when I see my daughter think 'if I catch anyone looking at her like that they're dead'! I must be on the cusp! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Come on kiwififer this is Kilt we're talking about. Kilt will still be doing that in his seventies. Both! I look at girls and go 'phwaor' and when I see my daughter think 'if I catch anyone looking at her like that they're dead'! I must be on the cusp! The award for the daftest post goes to kiwififer.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 The award for the daftest post goes to kiwififer.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Thank you for your understanding and sympathy there GD! To be fair I was not talking about you but generalising. That's why I posted it on General Nonsense rather than Specific Nonsense. However if it did happed to you it would just be another example of roadkilt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 It's Sunday, it's raining and I have a washing machine full of clothes to iron! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 To be fair I was not talking about you but generalising. That's why I posted it on General Nonsense rather than Specific Nonsense.However if it did happed to you it would just be another example of roadkilt. Oh FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Corkscrew,s broke.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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