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Shouldn't laugh. So I won't.

Ok. Maybe a little :lol:

I would have given a little giggle too - had it not been for Partick Thistle completely gubbing us in the second half yesterday!

Official Club statement: 'We are concentrating on the league this season!' :ph34r::(

Electrical equipment. How can a plug have 2 of the 3 wires disconnected.Wiring plugs on a Sun Morning with a slight hand tremor is not on... :angry:

'A slight hand tremor' indeed! :rolleyes: = Capy hungover as fúck! :lol: Good luck buddy! ;)

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'A slight hand tremor' indeed! :rolleyes: = Capy hungover as fúck! :lol: Good luck buddy! ;)

Not bad actually.....Anyway i am of into the city centre today to renew my bus pass,as the money for my car still has not arrived.That of course means Capy in Edinburgh city centre on public transport= pub=hing hang tomorrow..

Edit to add report on the thread 08.00 mon am..

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Not bad actually.....Anyway i am of into the city centre today to renew my bus pass,as the money for my car still has not arrived.That of course means Capy in Edinburgh city centre on public transport-/b]= pub=hing hang tomorrow..

Edit to add report on the thread 08.00 mon am..

:o Oh dear - I fear the worst. Stay safe buddy! ;)

Searches for his tin helmet and air-raid warden's badge for Capy's impending explosion of wrath! :(

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:o Oh dear - I fear the worst. Stay safe buddy! ;)

Searches for his tin helmet and air-raid warden's badge for Capy's impending explosion of wrath! :(

I will need to take it easy,my colleague is on holiday for two weeks so i am on my own..Cant afford to sleep in or be too ill.

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Not bad actually.....Anyway i am of into the city centre today to renew my bus pass,as the money for my car still has not arrived.That of course means Capy in Edinburgh city centre on public transport= pub=hing hang tomorrow..

Edit to add report on the thread 08.00 mon am..

Good luck, dude. May the Force be with you... :(

Anyway my rant is about the lack of fucking news on the red top papers today that they have to fill their pages about events that happened weeks ago.

For example:

1) Some bird claiming the guy who was baw deep in Jordan last week is into some kinky stuff. I DON'T CARE!!

2) Jordan and Peter Andre's marriage break-up. I DON'T CARE!!

3)The photo of the room where Michael Jackson died. I DON'T CARE!!! (Plus I think it's shocking that a newspaper thinks that's what I want to read. Whatever happened to some dignity in death FFS!)

4) Big Brother. Is that still on? In any case, I DON'T CARE!!

5) Kerry Katona back with the loser husband again. Once more, I DON'T AGAIN!!

I shouldn't complain, but that's what I get for reading the News of the Screws. If I bought the Sunday Times or the Smartarse on Sunday, it would take me a week to read the bloody things. <_<

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Guest Dunc?
I have to disagree with you there - my hair hasn't been near a set of clippers for years. A careful scissoring of split ends in the barbers is the manly thing to do!

Manly men shouldn't know what split ends are.

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I just got an email saying so and so has replied to my status on Facebook. Now, words can't even begin to describe the feeling in my gut when I noticed the email. "The fear" doesn't even come into it!

Thankfully I was just spouting harmless shite chat.

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Couples in Supermarkets

I am now of the firm belief that people should only be allowed into such shops on their own.

Why do these folk have to stand and debate every single last thing they buy ?

I can just about handle the ones who insist on squeezing every single loaf before deciding which one they want, and, at an extreme push can just tolerate those who want to stick their finger in every bit of steak in the place before deciding not to bother after all.....

BUT..

When I have to wait for a full 5 minutes when someone is deciding which.........rice !!!! they want, that's just a step too far. I mean, it's rice FFS -- You know a tasteless, non perishable thing which costs about 50p a ton and has the sole purpose of stopping your actual food running off the plate - what's to debate, just pick one up and get out my fucking way will you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Couples in Supermarkets

I am now of the firm belief that people should only be allowed into such shops on their own.

Why do these folk have to stand and debate every single last thing they buy ?

I can just about handle the ones who insist on squeezing every single loaf before deciding which one they want, and, at an extreme push can just tolerate those who want to stick their finger in every bit of steak in the place before deciding not to bother after all.....

BUT..

When I have to wait for a full 5 minutes when someone is deciding which.........rice !!!! they want, that's just a step too far. I mean, it's rice FFS -- You know a tasteless, non perishable thing which costs about 50p a ton and has the sole purpose of stopping your actual food running off the plate - what's to debate, just pick one up and get out my fucking way will you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If your rice is tasteless you are doing it wrong.

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Couples in Supermarkets

I am now of the firm belief that people should only be allowed into such shops on their own.

Why do these folk have to stand and debate every single last thing they buy ?

I can just about handle the ones who insist on squeezing every single loaf before deciding which one they want, and, at an extreme push can just tolerate those who want to stick their finger in every bit of steak in the place before deciding not to bother after all.....

BUT..

When I have to wait for a full 5 minutes when someone is deciding which.........rice !!!! they want, that's just a step too far. I mean, it's rice FFS -- You know a tasteless, non perishable thing which costs about 50p a ton and has the sole purpose of stopping your actual food running off the plate - what's to debate, just pick one up and get out my fucking way will you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It depends if it's pudding rice or not,then there is the long grain or short grain......*Runs* :lol::P

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