An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Straight to the point I suppose! I've never been one to beat around the bush! What's the point in taking her out for a drink if she's not going to let you get clunge deep in her? Because she's very good company, a great laugh, a lovely person and I'm not as shallow as that. I can meet a lassie for a social drink without feeling the need to ravish her! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I've never been one to beat around the bush! Because she's very good company, a great laugh, a lovely person and I'm not as shallow as that. I can meet a lassie for a social drink without feeling the need to ravish her! God, you are old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I can meet a lassie for a social drink without feeling the need to ravish her! Thats not what you told me at the 5s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Thats not what you told me at the 5s. Shhhhhhhhh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 That's not what I meant and you know it! I still remember saying it but just can't remember who to! No, no. It was me. You were most disappointed that I declined, but I think you coped remarkably well! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoRdY_b Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Things that get on my nerves. Ooooohhhhh where do I begin.................... 1. Simeltaneous road works in Glasgow meaning a 20 minute journey takes an hour and a half. 2. Women drivers. Especially those that can't grasp the concept of giving way to the RIGHT on roundabouts. TAKE YOUR F***ING ROAD! 3. People who say "therty" instead of "thirty", or "therteen" instead of "thirteen" 4. People who say "would of", "should of" or even "could of". The word is "have" you muppet! 5. Nightclub bouncers. Power-hungry moronic knuckle-draggers. 6. Glasgow City "spend, spend, spend" Council. £74million for a trainspotters' museum? What a waste of my money. The list could go on but that'll do for now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 No, no. It was me. You were most disappointed that I declined, but I think you coped remarkably well! Oh feck, it's all coming back now! Sorry, sorry, sorry - it was the shock and the cider talking! I remember you laughing quite a bit so it can't have been that bad - can it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Oh feck, it's all coming back now! Sorry, sorry, sorry - it was the shock and the cider talking! I remember you laughing quite a bit so it can't have been that bad - can it? Depends. Ask yourself. Was I laughing with or at? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Depends. Ask yourself. Was I laughing with or at? On sober reflection, definately AT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Oh feck, it's all coming back now! Sorry, sorry, sorry - it was the shock and the cider talking! I remember you laughing quite a bit so it can't have been that bad - can it? I think I kept picking up your Cider and drinking it I almost threw up every single time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I think I kept picking up your Cider and drinking it I almost threw up every single time I do that too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I do that too. We should start a support group I mean we could have caught anything of that glass if Kilt had been drinking from it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I mean we could have caught anything of that glass if Kilt had been drinking from it Except the faint scent of clunge, obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Except the faint scent of clunge, obviously. Maybe some bird droppings 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Maybe some bird droppings That is all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Just went for my snowboarding lesson to find that I'd booked it for yesterday not today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest God is a bairn Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 What's the point in taking her out for a drink if she's not going to let you get clunge deep in her? its easy to slip a pill in her drink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest God is a bairn Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Speaking from experience Gogo? naw the ones i go for arent old enough to drink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 its easy to slip a pill in her drink Christ Gogo, the day I have to resort to that is the day I give it up altogether! I'm sure my natural charm, warmth and kindness will win her round in time! B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stennyhibee Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Girls who are only interested in teasing boys get on my nerves. I was out on Friday night and I was dancing with an absolutely amazing little blonde thing in a tiny silver dress. She was up on one of those raised stages, lifting her dress, arse in my face, the lot. Honestly, I was so close that all I could smell was clunge. She was absolutely loving the attention but It was quite clear she wasn't interested in anything more. My mates realised this too and were apparently trying to pull me away from her and even slapped me accross the head but I paid them no attention. I was fucking mezmerised by the wee slut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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