Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 So would I. With clawhammers, baseball bats and acid. She peaked with The Grimleys, and to be fair, so did I. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Having severe trouble sleeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Having severe trouble sleeping.Aye, because it's time to get fucking up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Aye, because it's time to get fucking up! Nigh on bedtime for those of us on dark days, mind. Relief due in under an hour, unconsciousness ninety minutes later. Oh, and if we could have today's massive downpour to clear the air this morning, and not when I'm walking to work at half-six tonight, that would be great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Aye, because it's time to get fucking up! I went to bed at 11 and was up at 3, been like this for months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 I went to bed at 11 and was up at 3, been like this for months. Do you nap during the day ? Have you considered going to bed at 10 instead to see if its a 3am thing or a four hour thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Bubble wrap that doesn't pop! What's the fucking point of inventing that. http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/public/share/uuid/18946e28-20e7-11e5-89c0-cebc52e7f784 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Was it invented by this woman? A walking toffee crisp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Ordered BBQ sauce with my KFC last night, even paid for the tub version instead of the mediocre sachets. Open the bag and not an ounce of BBQ sauce to be seen. Raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Deeboy took some good shit off the bonnet of a Merc.FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Twats that request receipts from cash machines and walk away....... Behind someone waiting to use machine. They take cash and walk away. Walk up and can't put card in as a few seconds later a receipt is printed out, Only then does the machine allow you to start using it. It might only be a few seconds delay but bloody annoying and just creating litter. Was it too cruel to shout 'Oh dear only £32.54 left in your account on the 3rd, want this ya skint bitch' down the street after her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Twats that request receipts from cash machines and walk away....... Behind someone waiting to use machine. They take cash and walk away. Walk up and can't put card in as a few seconds later a receipt is printed out, Only then does the machine allow you to start using it. It might only be a few seconds delay but bloody annoying and just creating litter. Was it too cruel to shout 'Oh dear only £32.54 left in your account on the 3rd, want this ya skint bitch' down the street after her? It would have been had you actually done it, so it's a good job this only happened in your head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 (edited) It would have been had you actually done it, so it's a good job this only happened in your head. Does this mean on the internert and on P&B sometimes people write what they want to do and not what they actually do? NOT EVERYTHING ON HERE IS REAL??????????? Thank you Sweet Pete for changing my whole perception and understanding of P&B, it all makes more sense now. You are a star. Edited July 3, 2015 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 ^^^ Heads slightly gone. I had a swatch at a receipt someone had left in the cash machine once and some boot behind me started giving me a lecture about how much of a nosey c**t I was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Checking people's bank receipts is pretty scummy to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 I had to deal with Barclays bank today, now I need to lie down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 What kind of ATM gives you your card back before you get the receipt? Scum of the fucking earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 What kind of ATM gives you your card back before you get the receipt? Scum of the fucking earth. All of them no? They give you your card back rapid, then you have to wait for the cash, then receipt. I've walked away with my card before and forgotten to take the money away twice!! Haha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 What kind of ATM gives you your card back before you get the receipt? Scum of the fucking earth. Bank of Scotland, Union Sq Aberdeen, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 You folk obviously frequent more deranged locales than me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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